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  Fluff alert: Join the Brown Boy Apostles!!!

  by kid-A in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in case you have not noticed, we do have a resident prophet here on jwd.

  he goes by many names, elijah, brown boy, and estephan leuese!!

  here is a direct quote:my earthly name is estephan leuese.

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  Mastodon

  Is there room for one and a half more? I'll be Fattus the Apostle.
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  jehovah witnesses is not a religon it is a cult

  by dude in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  jw's are in a cult just so the watchtower can make some money, they dont care about anyone or let them do anything, all they want is money whomever is still in this religon that is considered a sheep will in fact get killed when this so called armageddon will happen which it hasn't since the first time they predicted in the year 1914, but i got a prediction the downfall of your so called religon will happen in the next 10 to 15 years

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  Mastodon

  No shit, Sherlock!!! Anyway, welcome to the board, lots of fun and important information 'round here, hope you enjoy it.
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  too stupid for words

  by peacefulpete in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  ok this is one for the books, my wife's great grandmother who is a miraculous 94 year old cervical and ovarian cancer survivor and a 87 year old man from the hall were just counselled on the need for a chaperon!

  it seems someone was disturbed that the two were alone in her appartment!

  she is practically housebound and his visits to shoot the breeze and talk about the old times were the highlight of her week.

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  Mastodon

  It's official, the Watchtower Society is scared of VIAGRA...
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  too stupid for words

  by peacefulpete in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  ok this is one for the books, my wife's great grandmother who is a miraculous 94 year old cervical and ovarian cancer survivor and a 87 year old man from the hall were just counselled on the need for a chaperon!

  it seems someone was disturbed that the two were alone in her appartment!

  she is practically housebound and his visits to shoot the breeze and talk about the old times were the highlight of her week.

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  Mastodon

  Those people are just sick sick sick... there's a saying from my homeland that says something like this: "The thief judges according to his own condition". That means that those bastards in brooklyn are real nasty f*s...
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  Weekend with the "friends".

  by jeeprube in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  well my wife and i just endured a long weekend with her parents and extended jw family.

  i've had about all of the stomach turning jw rhetoric i can stand for a while.

  in the interest of sharing my pain, here are a few select quotes for the rest of you.. "wow, i guess you don't have your watchtower library out because you use the cd, right?".

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  Mastodon

  damn... I thought I had it bad with my mum's innuendos.
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  Has the exodus begun now?

  by toby888 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  anyone have any real information if the great exodus has begun?

  tickle my ears-

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  Mastodon

  Yeah My homeland, PUERTO RICO is in the zero or negative.. yeah!!! Those are awesome news!!!
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  HALLOWEEN! What's cool or fun about celebrating?

  by Now What? in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this is my first halloween as a free man .

  so i looked up the word halloween and discovered some really cool things.

  for instance, the word comes from "all hallows eve", because of being the night before the feast of martyrs (all saints day).

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  Mastodon

  I'm going to wear my first costume in over 22 years!!! I'm going as an Evil Knight, I'm even making my own armour!!!!
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  Imposters??

  by searching4? in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have only been here a couple of weeks, and while i find most of you to be kindhearted, understanding and supportive, i can't help but get the feeling that there are some of us who are not who they say they are.

  i'm not trying to be presumptuous, but do you think some people pretend to be x-witnesses just to mess with us?

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  Mastodon

  Imposters??? Here??? Never!!! Except me, I'm annointed!!!
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  JW Questions

  by Mastodon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  o.k.

  i know that pretty soon my mother will loose it and would begin questioning my leaving the borg.

  i'm typing a list of simple questions, so i'm coming to you, dear fellow members, foryour input on about simple questions that can get a jw thinking about their so-called 'truth'.

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  Mastodon

  O.K. I know that pretty soon my mother will loose it and would begin questioning my leaving the bOrg. I'm typing a list of simple questions, so I'm coming to you, dear fellow members, foryour input on about simple questions that can get a JW thinking about their so-called 'truth'. Please help.
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  Is this 'Newbie Monday' or what?

  by AK - Jeff in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  sooooo glad to see so many new posters.

  the borg is loosing control of some anyway.

  singing with glee!!!!!!.

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  Mastodon

  It makes my heart glad to see how more and more people are opening their eyes.