Well my wife and I just endured a long weekend with her parents and extended JW family. I've had about all of the stomach turning JW rhetoric I can stand for a while. In the interest of sharing my pain, here are a few select quotes for the rest of you.
"Wow, I guess you don't have your Watchtower library out because you use the CD, right?"
"Where else would we go? There's nothing out there, where else would we go?"
"Just hold on brother, Jehovah's gonna fix you up real soon."
In response to a conversation I initiated about cults, which included a detailed explanation about Jim Jones and his followers mass suicide, my JW sister in law replied, "I just don't see how some people can become so brainwashed."
And now my personal favorite, the same sister in law explained to us that she had been given rohipnol, the date rape drug, by her dentist. She elaborated that it supposedly makes it impossible to lie. The elder sitting next to her laughed loudly, and said "Wow, that's what we need in Judicial Committee meetings! Come on brother, tell us everything!"
That's all I can stand to relate. Pardon me please while I slither off to puke in the toilet.