Posts by moomanchu

children of Christian parents are taught fundamental Bible principles as well as the need to participate in the various aspects of true worship.
Children need to know that these requirements are nonnegotiable.

HA !

children might soon learn to say only what they think the parents want to hear. Of course, disrespectful speech should be promptly corrected,
but there is a difference between teaching children how to communicate politely and dictating what they say.

HA !

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MONEY MONEY MONEY GIVE GIVE GIVE!!!

by Gill in

well, it's that time of the year again!!!.

the november the 1st watchtower is demanding money from the r and f and in no uncertain terms makes it clear that no matter how poor they are they should be giving their money to one of the richest companys in brooklyn, the watchtower bible and tract society!!.

the 'inspiring' article on page 17 is entitled:.

moomanchu

My brother and I would like you to use this to translate the whole Bible into Ukranian.'

I thought the society discouraged jaydubeeyas from donating to specific causes.

I thought they wanted all the $$$ to go into their world wide work slush fund.

Actually world wide slop fund would sound better.

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green handshakes

by DaCheech in

we had a big time honcho do a talk today ( i cannot give the details ).

after the meeting elder a&%&$ was going around and to me also to ask for donations to this fella!!!.

can you believe the balls!!.....

moomanchu

What irritates me about this whole thing is: why is it like some secret drug deal that needs to be hidden.

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BIG NEWS!

by deaconbluez in

jw
friends

i have been approved to write the cover story for local newspaper about jehovah's witnesses.

it can't be any more than 2,500 words.

this newspaper has a huge reader-base.

moomanchu

Looking forward to reading your article and sending it on to jaydubeeya relatives.

People (non jaydubeeya people) don't care about biblical doctrine.

People love dirty laundry. How do the catholics get headlines ? sex,money,corruption.

Definitely get some non jaydubeeyas to read it and give their opinions on it also.

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JWs Have a NEW TACTIC (at least to me)

by Gretchen956 in

i have a new job now and take mass transit, the max train into town and then a short bus trip to work.

in between i have about 3 to 6 blocks to traverse, depending on what time it is and which bus i'm catching.

today i'm walking the last bit to my stop and watching the street for signs of the bus, and two women come walking up, at a good clip, and i can tell they are handing something out.

moomanchu

I hate that tactic they use of shoving their literature in your hands, I remember being trained to do it.

You've got to give jaydubeeyas credit they know how to unload their product.

I hate littering but what if you partially tear it so know one else reads it and drop it on the sidewalk.

jaydubeeyas are messing the street up with their garbage we (city) need to stop their activity.

Or just rip it up and throw it in the trash can, preferably where they can see you.

That would be fun!

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Kids in Church

by moomanchu in

kids in church.

3-year-old reese:.

"our father, who does art in heaven,.

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KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,Harold is His name
Amen."

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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."

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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash basketsas we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

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A mother was making pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,"Did God throw him back down?"

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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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Comments You Will Not Hear at the WT Study (10/7 Suffering)

by WT Comments in

moomanchu

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