Topics Started by FMZ
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My 1000th post... Dedicated to you all...
by FMZ inwell, here it is... 1000 posts on jwd.
i guess i am now a jedi (of the light side!).
every single one unique, and beautiful in your own ways.
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Disastrous In-Flight Structural Integrity Failure
by FMZ inwell, that's what happens when you get to hot-doggin' with a radio controlled plane not designed to withstand the forces of certain stunts... .
i was out with the kids, flying my aerobird rc plane (practicing for when i finish building my piper cub model) and had flown a good few laps of the field we were at, and wore down my first battery, so all i had left was the slightly more powerful one.
we put it in, and i decided to impress the kids with how high the thing could go.
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Possibly the Funniest Blooper Ever...
by FMZ ini just could not stop laughing.... this is absolutely priceless.... http://www.wiredvideo.com/clips/av5/techtv-blooper.wmv.
i just love the way he stops himself dropping the f bomb, but still feels the need to use another expletive to convey his dismay at the situation... lol.
fmz
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What Did "Eve" Look Like? (fluff)
by FMZ in.
well... can't have been that different, after all, they are both perfect... .
fmz
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If you are a guy and taking a travel bag to the fest...
by FMZ in.
don't buy the bic comfort twin pack of razors.. the only comfort they provided was that i am comforted to know that i still readily produce blood.
go ahead and buy the mach 3. it will cost about 10 bucks more, but well worth it.. fmz
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Secret handshakes and greetings...
by FMZ inwell, this is more about the various things that people do with their "homies".
that weird thing where it starts out like a handshake, but then the hand comes around and grasps the thumb, then opens flat, so your palms are against each other, then they slide off.
(hard to describe...lol) someone did this to me once, and i had no idea what was going on, he had to teach me it.. you see, i was just coming in to work, as the guy before me was leaving... he told me to enjoy my trip to dallas etc... then raised his arm, and bunched up his fist, and then apparently stared at my shoulder... it looked like he wanted to give me a buddy-shoulder-jab, but wasnt close enough, so i stepped towards him.
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Brie, wheat crackers, and a bottle of Merlot... a simple pleasure.
by FMZ in.
yup... i had forgot how much i enjoyed it until last night, when i kicked back with wifey, watched a movie, and enjoyed the amazing, timeless combination of a good red wine, an amazing cheese, and the simplicity of crackers.. are there any simple pleasures of life that you just love?.
fmz
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Culling and Hunting.... your opinions?
by FMZ ini am sure this post will anger a few people, and i respect that some find the idea of killing an animal repulsive.
all i ask is that, if you reply, you concentrate more on what you think of hunting and culling, rather than posting insults that i am a brute etc.
unfortunately it is a sad fact of life, that sometimes it is necessary to kill one or many animals to make sure things stay in balance.
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Metrosexuals...
by FMZ injust recently, i have come out of the utility room.
it's kinda like coming out of the closet, but not quite as serious.
you see, the utility room is the straight man's closet, cause there are tools in there and stuff.. you see, lately, i have for some reason become interested in men.