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More WT Parody
by Corvin in
1. social
2. humour
Corvin
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More WT Parody
by Corvin in
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2. humour
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Comments You Will Not Hear at the 4-4-04 WT Study (Dates vary this week)
by blondie in
1. watchtower
2. bible
comments you will not hear at the 4-4-04 (varying) wt study

review comments will be in black and parentheses ().

wt quotes will be in red and quotes "".
Corvin

Thank you, Blondie. Very good stuff. You are my new hero.
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This year's new releases!!!
by Nosferatu in
1. jw
2. friends
okay people, time to guess what new releases they're going to have at the 2004 district convention.

(btw, anyone know the "theme" of the convention for this year yet?).

i'll bet any money we'll get another shitty brochure.
Corvin

I smuggled a copy out of Bethel last week. Here it is:
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"deranged Jehovah's Witnesses" ??? intelligence???
by Nathan Natas in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
http://www.thestar.co.za/index.php?fsectionid=132&farticleid=390564

fear of violence as polls near .

april 2, 2004. by beauregard tromp.
Corvin

I think the reference to JWs is just that, a reference. It's a way of describing them.

I agree, sort of like a simily . . .
LIKE AN UNREHEARSED PLAY
LIKE BLUE CHAMPAGNE
LIKE A SLOW AND SILENT MIDNIGHT TRAIN
LIKE A VISIT TO ANOTHER PLANET
LIKE WATER INTO A SPONGE
FEELS LIKE PARADISE
MOVED LIKE A WHISPER
LIKE CARDBOARD IN THE RAIN
LIKE A GREAT STORM CLOUD OVER THE SEA
MY SONG WILL WRAP AROUND YOU LIKE THE ARMS OF LOVE
FLICKERING IN AND OUT OF EXISTENCE LIKE FIREFLIES
SAFE AS THE ROCK OF GIBRALTAR
AS VITAL AS BLOOD TO THE BODY
BUSY AS A BEAVER
A BATTLE AS OLD AS TIME
AS LAZY AS THE TROPICAL SUN
AS STUBBORN AS THEIR LAND
COMFORTABLE AS A PAIR OF OLD WORKING BOOTS
TENSION HOVERED AS THICK AS FOG
POOR AS DIRT
AS BUSY AS AN ANT FARM
TO SEE AS THE EAGLE SEES
AS GRACEFUL AS THE MORNING MIST
TIGHT AS A KNOT
AS COLD AS ICE
A VOICE AS QUIET AS THE RIVER
OUR MOOD WAS AS DARK AS THE MOONLESS NIGHT
IT'S NOT LIKE ME
LAUGHTER FLOWS AS EASILY AS THE BEER
HE WAS AS DERANGED AS A JEHOVAH'S WINTESS
HE NEGOTIATED LIKE A DERANGED JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
yeah . . . it's kind of like that . . .
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Everyone, Welcome NoDenial
by Puternut in
1. jw
2. friends
he decided to come out of the closet.

in reality, he's a crossdresser.

and a peeping tom.
Corvin

He used to give talks in the Kingdom Hall wearing a bra......

That's hot! lol jk
Welcome Nodenial! I look forward to getting to know you.
Corvin
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My swan song
by Winston Smith :>D in
1. jw
2. friends
my swan song

i joined the forum 6/11/03 as an active jw.

i recall being as scared as hell that day.
Corvin

. . . that was truly "new light".
Paul, that was truly beautiful. I am so happy for you. I am glad for the perspective and meaning you have given everything, and you are an inspiration to me and I imagine everyone else here on this board.
I am going to print and save your post so that I can take it out and read it from time to time and use it as guage to see where I am, how far I've come and what I have to do next. Thank you, dear man.
Best Regards,
Corvin
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JW suicide vs Non-JW suicide
by Nosferatu in
1. jw
2. friends
this is a bit of a spinoff of these two threads:.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/61698/1.ashx.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/69308/1.ashx.
Corvin

JW Suicides: 4
JW Attempted Suicides: 2
Non JW Suicides: 0
Non JW Attempted Suicides: 2
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Amazing video you MUST see. *beware 56k'ers*
by pr_capone in
1. jw
2. friends
[link removed] .

as usual you may have to copy the link the actually make it work but its well worth it.. .

kansas district overbeer
Corvin

Hellllllllll yeah! That was the most incredible tumbling/gynastics/martial arts/break dancing video I have ever seen . . . gonna go watch it again now.
corvin
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Loneliness
by sandy in
1. social
2. relationships
are you lonely and if so why?

is it the loss of a loved one through death, distance, or a failed romance?.

i am not afraid or embarrassed to admit that i am very lonely right now.
Corvin

Sandy, I was once told that feeling lonely is our brain's way of telling us that we need to reach out to others more. It clicked for me . . . for what it's worth.
My thoughts are with you.
Corvin