Topics Started by alfie
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Executive Decision
by alfie inan executive was in a quandary.
he had to get rid of one of his staff.
he had narrowed it down to one of two people, debra or jack.
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Perspective
by alfie in> > > >something to remember the next time you're thinking your job is.
> > > > >a us air force c-141 is scheduled to leave thule air base,.
greenland.
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who was that masked man?
by alfie ina couple was invited to a swanky masked halloween party.
she got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
he, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
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Grateful
by alfie inwell, it's thanksgiving for us here in the great white north, and we (my wife and i) wanted to extend our thoughts of gratitude to all on the board.
it's a funny thing, the way the wbts tells us that we shouldn't have to set aside a special day for the giving of thanks; that it should be something we do automatically every day.
however, i find myself reflecting on the time spent in servitude to this organization and recall how to the average r&f witness, every day was spent, not on thoughts of giving thanks, but rather on ekeing out an existence and pounding a beat with the literature supposedly designed to draw people's attention to god's kingdom.
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Thought for the Day
by alfie in"see, the problem is that god gives men a brain
and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
-- robin williams
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Cough Treatment
by alfie inthe owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against.
the owner asks the clerk "what's with that guy over there by the wall?
the clerk says "well, he came in here this morning to get something for his.
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gunshot
by alfie inmildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband earl.
she decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
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Ouch!!! That smarts
by alfie in>after having their 11th child, an alabama couple decided that was enough, >as they could not afford a larger bed.
so the husband went to his >veterinarian and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more >children.
the doctor told him that there was a procedure called a >vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
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Examine yourselves
by alfie inhi, i just had to submit this.
my 27 mo.
old granddaughter and i came back to our place yesterday from our usual friday outing.