>After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, >as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his >veterinarian and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more >children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a >vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less >costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, >light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count >to 10. > >The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the >world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my >ear is going to help me." > >"Trust me, " said the doctor. > >So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held >the can up to his ear and began to count: "1", "2", "3", "4", "5", at which >point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting >on his other hand. > >This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, and West Virginia.
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