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FOND FAREWELL TO THE BI-MONTHLY AWAKE!
by steve2 inwith the jw congregations about to be informed that the ubiquitous awake!
magazine is to be issued just once a month from january 2006, now is an apt time for interested parties to share brief memories and/or impressions about the bi-monthly awake!
magazines, whether poignant, hard-hitting or humorous.
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rides "a pale horse."
by Valis inso the may 2004 awake was left on my campus today.
in their article about disease they list how many people have died from disease since 1914. .
smallpox 350-500 million .
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Next, the principal in the suit turns around and says.." Not wearin your glasses again are ya, ya damn long haired witness hatin pinchin bastard! Now get the hell outta here and watch who the hell your yellin at"!
Cute Gumby..
We have to remember not everyone wearing a cheap suit is a witness
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jehovah's organization and dual fulfillment prophecy
by jaredg inmy dad disaggress and backs it up by saying that god has always had an organization or his righteous people on earth.
it used to be isreal but when jesus came he changed that and established a new convenant/congregation.
he then goes on about matt.
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Jehovah's Witnesses usually answer such questions by saying something like this: "His appointment is obvious.
They love to use the word "apparently" in all instances where they are blowing it out their ass and have NO idea as to what is really happening.Happens a LOT
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jehovah's organization and dual fulfillment prophecy
by jaredg inmy dad disaggress and backs it up by saying that god has always had an organization or his righteous people on earth.
it used to be isreal but when jesus came he changed that and established a new convenant/congregation.
he then goes on about matt.
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I predict that an eagle will pluck a "BUSH" from the ground and this eagle will drop it back to the earth after four years. This BUSH will drop a seed and another BUSH will grow. Eight years later the eagle will pluck the second BUSH from the ground and hold onto it for eight years.
OH My God...I can see the light.WE really are in the time of the end...Repent...Repent... etc
PS Does the eagle have a good "shit" on the second bush so that what ever comes up in it's place will be well fertilized.
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1st Cent Christian POP
by IP_SEC inim sure there is a thread dealing with this but for some reason i cant search.
mods see the error below.. witnesses claim the 144,000 started to be filled at pentacost 33 a.d. every christian was of that number.
i'm looking for estimates on the size of the christian population between 33 and 100 a.d. i have to believe taking in to consideration the mass baptisms recorded by lukus that there had to be more than 144,000 anointed christians in the 1st century.
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Im sure there is a thread dealing with this but for some reason I cant search.
Google search works the best and using IE 6 works better than Fire fox,Opera or Netscape on this site.
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Saying GOOD-BYE
by peggy intoday i visited a dear one in the hospital.
i was there on monday and he was having such a rough time, i wasn't able to go into his room.
today, i arrived and peeked into his room, he saw me and waved me in.
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he saw me and waved me in. I pointed to the door....family ONLY. He waved me in anyway
He waved you in because you are "family" to him. Cherish the time you have left with him and remember him as family.
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Did anyone watch the latest Frontline?
by eljefe inhere is the link to it.
it is about "al qaeda's new front" and talks about the radical muslims in europe and terrorism in general in europe.
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yep folks you and i sad to say happen to be living in a time when it is the Muslium turn to cause havick on folks lives-
and in another 1000's there will be another group claiming that thier actions are Sanctioned by God himself
I think the governments should turn on religions and destroy them...JUST KIDDING
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WAS YOUR CONGREGATION A GOSSIP MILL?
by badboy in.
must dash,got a seat booked at the minibus cafe!.
my driver will be coming for me any moment now!.
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If "gossip" were snow, our congo was a F'n BLIZZARD!
LOL...If it wasn't for gossip everyone would fall asleep in field service as well as at the hall
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Please say a prayer for us...
by morty inmy husbands grandmother as been diagnosed with full blown ovary cancer.
they fear that she also has it in her stomach as well.
they are trying to get her to the or tonight in order to operate on her right away.
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((((())))))
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Awake = college education?
by seattleniceguy inwe've all heard the jw claim that a lifetime spent reading the awake!
magazine is equivalent to a college education.
is this really true?
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We've all heard the JW claim that a lifetime spent reading the Awake! magazine is equivalent to a college education. Is this really true?
YES...Without a doubt..It is true. Remember the claim is a LIFETIME of reading the Awake is equivalent to a college education.
A lifetime is 70-80 years according to the bible. If a "student" started his college education as soon as able to read and comprehend that could mean he had 75 years to attain his college education.
The Awake produces 24 issues a year at 32 pages an issue = 768 pages Add in the 75 year lifespan =57,600 pages.Weekly seminars held at the KH and special assemblies add to your knowledge and information. The amount of information you could
sleep throughwould be astounding.Another fact is that in Canada at least you could attain a "college degree" in TWO YEARS. A university education would take four or more years. A Masters degree 5 or 6 years.
I am absolutely positive therefore that at your graveside service they can truthfully say..Here lies another faithful one of jehovah's witnesses who got his education in the end.
They could throw the diploma in the grave with the faithful one. Life for a dub doesn't get better than that.