Posts by kairos

He engages anyone he pleases and these ones are forced to think. Can you even imagine the conversations at the end of the day between the elders that fielded these calls.

Internet scores again!!

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Magazine placements

by Awake at last in

this morning we opened our front door to find 5 magazines, 4 awakes and 1 watchtower left there.

someone must have been counselled about not placing enough literature.

we never heard them knock and we are not that deaf, at least we didn't think so.

kairos

When I used to do "early morning" we would find what I used to refer to as a "bound volume" in the self serve laundrymattes. A very tall stack of magazines left in a nice little pile. 10-20 mags.

I would take them all with me and just leave a few. The ones I took would get placed again later that morning and recorded as my placements. Hmmmm

Also, If we entered a laundry room and no mags were on the table, they were usually in the nearest trash can covered in lint and detergent. Again: recover, place and count.

The magazine placement tally, like everything else they boast about is false ans inaccurate.

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Excuses to miss the meeting that won't raise suspicion of a fade

by kairos in

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the first step to fading is to begin missing the meetings.. "if" anyone misses you, a quality excuse must be at the ready.

this will produce empathy toward you as opposed to suspicion.. 1. car problems ( don't mention that you caused them ).

2. stuck on the phone resolving insurance, billing, etc issues.. 3. sick ( of the meetings ).

kairos

The first step to fading is to begin missing the meetings.

"If" anyone misses you, a quality excuse must be at the ready. This will produce empathy toward you as opposed to suspicion.

1. Car problems ( don't mention that you caused them )

2. Stuck on the phone resolving insurance, billing, etc issues.

3. Sick ( of the meetings )

Let's throw together some ideas or link to previous examples.

( Extra credit )

For humor, post excuses that have been tried that NEVER work.

1. Couldn't get my tight pants off in time to make the meeting.

2. Was watching JWTV and lost track of the time.

3. Demonz ( this one might actually work! )

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At the meeting... And I have #3 Talk

by cappytan in

wife ended up sick this evening.

so i'm by myself because i have talk #3 and i didn't know she would be sick.

buzzing on 4 beers and 1 bourbon and coke.

kairos

After leaving the meetings for good ( which takes more time for some than others ) my alcohol intake dropped to near unseen levels.

I was drinking 2/3's of a bottle of gin, vodka, rum or brandy EVERY NIGHT.

This would be from 5pm to midnight or later, so I was not really "drunk", just a strong buzz. I wouldn't drive, as I was certainly above the legal limit for California (0.08 BAL for DUI/DWI). After learning TTATT, the need to self medicate went away. Imagine that...

Cap, try missing some meetings. Initiate the next step in your legendary fade. I faded with no outside help or support. I was already out when, thankfully, I found this site. You are in a much better spot than most of us. Research what works before you do it.

Honestly, if you fabricate/legitimately have a believable excuse to miss 25% of the meetings you won't raise any eyebrows. I can't wait to congratulate you on a successful exit. I for one. am rooting for you! I know there are many here that could only dream of your position.

You're so close, Cap.

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I was shy on my first JW.ORG Video, I am so happy sharing God's Organization with you!

by JWCart1975 in

jw.org is the fastest growing media outlet in the world, our local cobe said we are going to take the media from satan's wicked world!

repent before it's too late and come back to the kingdom hall with all your loving brothers and sisters!

you won't find happiness without jehovah's organization and you know it!

kairos

Bobble heads?

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I was shy on my first JW.ORG Video, I am so happy sharing God's Organization with you!

by JWCart1975 in

jw.org is the fastest growing media outlet in the world, our local cobe said we are going to take the media from satan's wicked world!

repent before it's too late and come back to the kingdom hall with all your loving brothers and sisters!

you won't find happiness without jehovah's organization and you know it!

kairos

Where can we buy a Sparlock doll?

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At the meeting... And I have #3 Talk

by cappytan in

wife ended up sick this evening.

so i'm by myself because i have talk #3 and i didn't know she would be sick.

buzzing on 4 beers and 1 bourbon and coke.

kairos

I was so hard core, I never drank before the meeting.

My mistake...

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Prank call to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III gets through

by Watchtower-Free in

alert..............alert.....breaking news .......... john cedars of jwsurvey has pranked called governing body member anthony morris iii at bethel .

over 2 minutes of pranking .

as i type he is editing the recording into a video .

kairos

To me, he always sounds drunk with slurred speech. Lazy speech with poor enunciation.

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Prank call to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III gets through

by Watchtower-Free in

alert..............alert.....breaking news .......... john cedars of jwsurvey has pranked called governing body member anthony morris iii at bethel .

over 2 minutes of pranking .

as i type he is editing the recording into a video .

kairos

Morris acknowledged that Cedars must have had a connection to get the direct line to his desk. Tony did not expect a stranger when he picked up the phone. ( Listen to how he answered the phone )

Hopefully every time the phone rings he will remember it could be anothere apostate again. I say it worked great.