but only if there's a thigh gap
darkspilver
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Yoga pants parade to protest a mans comments on women's wear.
by ToesUp inyoga pants parade.
i guess tight pants tony isn't the only man that needs to get a life!.
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darkspilver
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Consolidations of congregations
by TheWonderofYou inhttp://www.simcoereformer.ca/2016/10/21/jehovahs-witnesses-fold-in-port-dover.
where have the witnesses gone?
the remaining 20 witnesses will travel to the neighbour churches now.
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darkspilver
1998: 13 active Witnesses, 1 baptism, 30 memorial attendance;
2008: 8 active Witnesses, 0 baptisms, 12 memorial attendance;
2015: 6 active Witnesses, 0 baptisms, 19 memorial attendance.Six active Witlessnesses, I mean at the WT study, 1 contacting the study, 1 reading and 2 on mics, it doesn't leave many to comment.
Where did you manage to get the figures from?
(oh, and I suspect that most people don't need a microphone to be heard by five other people )
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Yoga pants parade to protest a mans comments on women's wear.
by ToesUp inyoga pants parade.
i guess tight pants tony isn't the only man that needs to get a life!.
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Consolidations of congregations
by TheWonderofYou inhttp://www.simcoereformer.ca/2016/10/21/jehovahs-witnesses-fold-in-port-dover.
where have the witnesses gone?
the remaining 20 witnesses will travel to the neighbour churches now.
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darkspilver
It was front page news in Saturday's newspaper
https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/4899333000396800/hold-front-page-jws-fold-port-dover
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Hold The Front Page! JWs Fold in Port Dover
by darkspilver inyes, it was front page news in simcoe...... .
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http://www.simcoereformer.ca/2016/10/21/jehovahs-witnesses-fold-in-port-dover.
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darkspilver
haha
the Kingdom Hall they're selling is in Blue Line Road - and one of the KH's they're going to is in the same road, just 8 miles straight due north
https://goo.gl/maps/fTahyhxf8jr
Port Dover also has a population of 6,387
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HELP needed from folks in UK, esp. in Scotland!
by WTS Archive intl;dr: if you live either in scotland or in other parts of uk and you don't mind traveling, you might be able to help a fellow ex-jw by being present during a courtcase where she alone has to face more than two dozens of jws who have ruined their business.
please contact me directly for details on when and where the court case will be held (i will know these details in few days probably).
ps.
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darkspilver
Oh! this could get interesting
But first, here's Rab C. Nesbitt, because, well, it's Scotland, so why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T9NM2ZkXVQ
As with the last time pleas were made on this board to support an ex-Witness in civil dispute with the organisation/individual Witnesses there is lots of hearsay and very little verifiable fact.
Working on the assumption that, as this Polish lady is going to court, she has all her papers in order - ie health and safety for the hotel and all the employment contracts in place with all taxes including national insurance, PAYE and whatnot being done all above board.
I think there are two little words missing from the story.
Oh, and I wonder if she got copy approval for that newspaper article?
Now, I'm only a lay person, but the two, ever so slightly controversial little words are....
ZERO HOURS
A 'zero hours' contract is often used in the hotel business - and when used properly it can work well, to the benefit of all, as it provides flexibility to fit in with demand (ie room occupancy etc) and makes a bit more sense of the 24 people being used if they're all part-time on shifts (fitting in with pioneering etc)
Anyway, Wikipedia describes it this way: "A zero-hour contract is a type of contract between an employer and a worker, where the employer is not obliged to provide any minimum working hours, while the worker is not obliged to accept any work offered."
BTW I underlined that last bit, but I'm sure everyone gets the principle? I suspect the Polish lady was using Zero Hours for all her staff and basically, got caught out.
Zero Hours is controversial because it can very easily be misused - there are campaigns against it's use
http://www.unitetheunion.org/campaigning/saynotozerohourscontracts/
So, oh yes! this could get really interesting...
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Hold The Front Page! JWs Fold in Port Dover
by darkspilver inyes, it was front page news in simcoe...... .
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http://www.simcoereformer.ca/2016/10/21/jehovahs-witnesses-fold-in-port-dover.
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darkspilver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zILOW5_OwWI
My god how the money rolls in
(ed: sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean")
My father makes book on the corner,
My mother makes illicit gin.
My sister sells kisses to sailors,
My God how the money rolls in.
*Chorus*
Rolls in , rolls in,
My God how the money rolls in, rolls in.
Rolls in, rolls in, rolls in,
My God how the money rolls in.
My mother's a bawdy house keeper,
Every night when the evening grows dim.
She hangs out a little red lantern,
My God how the money rolls in.
My sister's a barmaid in Sydney,
For a shilling she'll strip to the skin.
She's stripping from morning to midnight,
My God how the money rolls in.
My brother's a poor missionary,
He saves fallen women from sin.
He'll save you a blonde for a guinea,
My God how the money rolls in.
My Grandad sells cheap prophylactics,
And punctures the teats with a pin.
For Grandma gets rich from abortions,
My God how the money rolls in.
Uncle Joe is a registered plumber,
His business in holes and in tin.
He'll plug up your hole for a tanner,
My God how the money rolls in.
Aunt Mary makes deals with the milkman,
The mailman and newsboy named Ben.
For a piece of pie and Aunt Mary,
My God how the money rolls in.
Uncle Tommy was once in a prison,
Where he was a joy to the men,
Now he bends over for business,
My God how the money rolls in.
Aunt Joan keeps a girl's seminary,
Teaching young girls to begin.
She doesn't say where they will finish,
My God how the money rolls in.
My cousin's a Harley Street surgeon,
With instruments long, sharp and thin.
He only does one operation,
My God how the money rolls in.
I've lost all me cash on the horses,
I'm sick from the illicit gin.
I'm falling in love with me sister,
My God what a mess I am in. -
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Speculation? What would Watchtower be now if it had fully embraced the internet / technology 20 years ago
by joe134cd inthis has probably been discussed before so please feel free to include links as well.
so what would wt be now if it had encouraged it's members to use the internet or technology for spreading the good news.
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darkspilver
This has probably been discussed before so please feel free to include links as well. So what would Wt be now if it had encouraged it's members to use the Internet or technology for spreading the good news.
The WT would have OWNED the 'net
hundreds of thousands of personal websites
hundreds of millions of comments/postings/pages
could have been massive
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Hold The Front Page! JWs Fold in Port Dover
by darkspilver inyes, it was front page news in simcoe...... .
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http://www.simcoereformer.ca/2016/10/21/jehovahs-witnesses-fold-in-port-dover.
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darkspilver
Yes, it was front page news in Simcoe.....
http://www.simcoereformer.ca/2016/10/21/jehovahs-witnesses-fold-in-port-dover
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Some recent baptism figures in the UK - is there a "bounce back"?
by freddo inwell, round my way (south of the uk) all the way up to and including the regional conventions this summer, baptism numbers have been extremely low.
but i have just received news of three recent circuit assembly days where the figures seem to be higher.
(all have been across the last three weekends at a uk assembly hall in october).
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darkspilver
Hi blondie
Now if that doesn't show how it has dropped into the toilet....and no increase of 25 or 35 counts. 1983 87,732 pubs generated 5,154 new people, why did 134,491 pubs only generate 2,286?
Because the WT has passed it's 'honeymoon' period, has entered it's plateau phrase and is likely to be entering it's downward phrase....