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  please unsramble "stonaiecdro"

  by pudd in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if i stare at this any longer i will go mad!

  8 year olds homework

  ll i know is there is a yuletide connection.

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  pudd

  you not got them all yet ? come on you can do it!
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  please unsramble "stonaiecdro"

  by pudd in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if i stare at this any longer i will go mad!

  8 year olds homework

  ll i know is there is a yuletide connection.

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  pudd

  Thank you FMZ!

  now all I have to do is help my daughter to get in without actualy telling her the answer.

  I did get all the other 11 words without help

  ebltsa

  lacro

  asmcirhts

  kydeon

  ertspnes

  lngae

  ubalseb

  igehsl

  eriedner

  mhbtelehe

  hrepelesshd
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  please unsramble "stonaiecdro"

  by pudd in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if i stare at this any longer i will go mad!

  8 year olds homework

  ll i know is there is a yuletide connection.

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  pudd

  If I stare at this any longer I will go mad!

  8 year olds homework

  A ll I know is there is a yuletide connection.
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  What happened to the Stork??

  by pudd in

  1. social
  2. humour

  cyrus says: "daddy, how was i born?".

  dad says: "ah, my son, i guess one day you will need to find out anyway!.

  well, you see your mom and i first got together in a chat room on msn.. then i set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a. cyber-cafe.

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  pudd

  Cyrus says: "Daddy, how was I born?"
  
  Dad says: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
  Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
  cyber-cafe.
  We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
  from my hard drive.
  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
  had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
  nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've
  Got Male!'"
  
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  Hu is the new leader of China.

  by pudd in

  1. social
  2. humour

  george: condi!

  george: yassir is in china?

  george: look, condi.

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  pudd

  Here is a meeting between the President and his National Security Advisor.
  - (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

  George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

  Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

  George: Great. Lay it on me.

  Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

  George: That's what I want to know.

  Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

  George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

  Condi: Yes.

  George: I mean the fellow's name.

  Condi: Hu.

  George: The guy in China.

  Condi: Hu.

  George: The new leader of China.

  Condi: Hu.

  George: The Chinaman!

  Condi: Hu is leading China.

  George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

  Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

  George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

  Condi: That's the man's name.

  George: That's who's name?

  Condi: Yes.

  George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

  Condi: That's correct.

  George: Then who is in China?

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  George: Yassir is in China?

  Condi: No, sir.

  George: Then who is?

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  George: Yassir?

  Condi: No, sir.

  George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

  Condi: Kofi?

  George: No, thanks.

  Condi: You want Kofi?

  George: No.

  Condi: You don't want Kofi.

  George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

  Condi: Kofi?

  George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

  Condi: And call who?

  George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

  Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

  George: Will you stay out of China?!

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

  Condi: Kofi.

  George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

  (Condi picks up the phone.)

  Condi: Rice, here.

  George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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  Another reason to hate the WTS.

  by CountryGuy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you know what i hate most about the wts?

  that no matter how much you think you've put it all behind you... it still comes up and smacks you over the head every now and then.

  saturday night, i visited my local bookstore/coffee shop.

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  I don't know if I read more into it, but I seemed to find pain in her eyes.

  Before I left I found shunning one of the most painful things I ever had to do. There was a young girl who got pregnant and was df?ed. She carried on going to the meetings throughout her pregnancy. When the baby was born (just a few weeks after mine as it happens) there were complications and her little boy almost died. Still she came to the hall. One day she came while her baby was in hospital fighting for his life. I had to go out the back with my newborn and she was at the back of the hall. As I passed her I caught her eye, I smiled but what I wanted to do was put my arms around her and cry with her. I went in the mother and baby room with my own son and just broke my heart. (The baby survived btw)

  The practice of shunning is inhumane and yet I went along with it because I thought it was what Jehovah wanted. I know there are a lot of self-righteous individuals in the congregation but there are just as many genuine people who are so misled. It is heart breaking.

  Pudd
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  a frog goes into a bank.....

  by pudd in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

  he can see from her nameplate that her name is patricia whack.

  "miss whack, i'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.

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  pudd

  Actually KLS I simply copied it exactly as it was from an email someone sent me lol

  It made me smile too!
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  Hello and thankyou

  by bagpuss in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi, i,m new to this board,although i've been lurking around for some time now and just wanted to say a big thankyou to lots of you,who without realizing it have helped me alot as i get used to life as an ex jw.

  its really good to know that others have had similar thoughts and feelings since leaving and that i'm not the only one who's had doubts or questioned the lack of love in an organization that feels it holds the monopoly on the stuff!

  it's great to know i'm normal!!!

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  pudd

  Hi Bagpus

  Welcome! It?s great to hear from you.

  It?s only been 18 months since I left and I found this board about the same time. I too found it very helpful and a huge relief to know that I was ?normal? in the things I was feeling. (Actually I guess I am pushing it to say I am ?normal? in any sense lol but my feelings were normal at least!)

  It is a very lonely, confusing time and I know for me it made such a difference knowing that others understood.

  I hope you stick around and we get to know you better.

  Best wishes

  Pudd
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  a frog goes into a bank.....

  by pudd in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

  he can see from her nameplate that her name is patricia whack.

  "miss whack, i'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.

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  pudd

  A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
  
  She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
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  + Margaret Hassan +

  by Seven in

  1. social
  2. current

  deepest sympathy to margaret's husband, family and friends.

  the world has lost one of it's most precious and beautiful citizens.

  may she rest in peace..

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  pudd

  so very sad, words fail me.