jehovah's witnesses believe:.
1. man was created in 4026 bce.
2. a global flood occurred in 2370 bce.
Did these Hoboites pick those dates from inside their noses or were they using astrological/ rear end wind chime prognostication/ Backward mathematical Adamic birth asswind calender/ pulling numbers out of anointed cheesebuns/ or just plain Lilliputian chronology?
Closed minds are opaque time bombs. Hoboites have minds shut tighter than a histerectomized womb. And twice as vacuous.
No offense meant to the fairer gender. Just a random.analogy. Apologies if I offend anyone.
all these hypothetical questions about the organization's demise or what if god did this or that don't do anyone any good.
personal experiences.
info and insight about your congregation, circuit, area and the watchtower itself is what we need.
"What if", is iffy
Some on hearing it
Get quite stiffy
Others ignore it
and pass it in a jiffy
Still others are annoyed
And get off Lippy
A few grab their hair
And get all rippy
Some somersault
And go all flippy
I tell ya
n I'm not being iffy
If yu come across "what if", again
Close your eyes
Zippy
Shout "I've closed ya out"
Yippee!
"You're out in the cold now
Hope ya freeze to death"
P.S: Yu know yu are talking to words now? Go see a shrink! You've just gone
DIPPY!!!!!
the blame for mankind's sicknesses/diseases and consequent death has been placed squarely on the shoulders of adam:.
romans 5:12, 17 - 19:"therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all people, because all sinned—for if, by the trespass of the one man, death reigned through that one man.......consequently, just as one trespass resulted in condemnation for all people........for just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners........".
1 corinthians 15: 21, 22:"for since death came through a man........... for as in adam all die.......".
Naaa! It was the fruit tree.
It was the kn ow ledge of good and bad fruit. If you ate the fruit it changed your DNA to become receptive to diseases. And the diseases already in your DNA gotten fron neanderthals and aliens having sex with humans_ well thems were already locked up by the key. The key was not eating the fruit but looking at the tree regularly and talking with the serpent about how good the jew Hobo was. The serpent wasn't a fallen angel yet. Remember.
That's why Adam and his chick were kicked outta the garden so they couldn't look at the tree and revert their DNA to the non disease state.
Latest from the seven anointed dwarfs of the jew hobos organization on the planet.
apart from the interesting block color change for the title strip on the front page.... the new 2017 wt mag has some new (updated printing figures):.
2016: produced each issue: 58,987,000 available in 282 languages .
2017: produced each issue: 61,651,000 available in 294 languages.
That's 51 mill. In 2016 and 53.5 mill in 2017. Wasted paper gotten at discounted rates I'm sure.
Environmentalists should sue these bastards for destroying our forests and voiding all that forestcover. Unproductive members of society, who cotribute zilch towards protecting our environment or human welfare , but claim their Hobo god is gonna destroy all destroying the earth. Effing hypocrites.
this is absolutely feckin' priceless.. https://www.jw.org/en/publications/videos/viewpoints-origin-of-life/petr-muzny-law-professor/.
in yet another appeal to authority, jw.org has trotted out a professional to vouch for creation.
this guy is a law professor.
Well . Well.Well.. Profesional liars with a religious bias refuting science based evidence on the formation of the universe and all life. If his arguments could pass muster in a court of law, he could be appointed Attorney General and head the 144000 shitheads that will be sitting in judgement over better men during the Jew's hypothetical Hobo god's final indictment of the rest of humans.!!!
about a month ago, i purchased arabic/english gospels of john that contain a commentary for muslims.. .
i went to one of my neighbors and spoke to him and gave him one.
fast forward to today, my brakes need done so i took my car to the shop, walking back into my street i saw my friend abdullah outside.. .
My bet is on him showing you how it became necessary for god to send his lastand greatest prophet mohammed to give mankind the true faith over the christian scriptures that was corrupted by apostates in the 6th century.He will cite the bible where it says " I will send you a helper..." and try telling you that was mad Mohammed who was being spoken of. Good luck trying to preach to him.
Witnesses have a list of people who converted to this religion started by a psychotic pedophile.Heading the list is Michael jack and his sister Janet. Make sure yu don't fall into their trap too.
all parents want their children to grow up, mature, and become happily independent.
no normal father or parent would ever want to govern and rule over their children forever.. so if jehovah exists and he is a heavenly 'father' to his human progeny, and if we truly are in his image as his children, then humankind was always destined to govern itself.
if you believe in the biblical narrative, jehovah always intended to let go of his human children and let us rule ourselves when we were ready.
Although I have no interest or belief in Jewish mythology, i'd have liked you as one of the biblical writers. Would have made total sense if I believed in the Hobo or any other god! But kudos for your original thinking. Never heard this version before.
i wrote the following in relation to the mother in quebec who died for refusing a blood transfusion.
enjoy.
i personally grew up within the jehovah's witnesses and was a member in good standing until 2013 (aged 35), date at which i became inactive.
The "Superior alternative" to transfusion advocated by the HLC, is tantamount to murder. They helped a patient kill herself. I change that to assisted in and advocated a form of suicide to a human not of sound health at that moment in which she was coerced and jockeyed into a decision that caused her death. They should be charged with first degree murder. I am inclined to think " abuse" is way too mild a term in these circumstances.
i posted the elders training school video of how to conduct a judicial committee on my youtube channel last night.
it got me thinking of the hypocrisy of the whole thing.
and also how in their own publications they ridiculed the pharisees for the way they dealt with jesus... which is the very same manner they use on the flock.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzmgjjpafk.
Pale.
JW's are just that. A comedy hotline!
i posted the elders training school video of how to conduct a judicial committee on my youtube channel last night.
it got me thinking of the hypocrisy of the whole thing.
and also how in their own publications they ridiculed the pharisees for the way they dealt with jesus... which is the very same manner they use on the flock.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzmgjjpafk.
."....but I ended up being pulled along to the slaughter..." Is this deuschbag for real??? For crying out loud he got the phlegm off his chest not bobbited!!! And then he is in tears because the bun's rising! What did he expect when not using protection? Two drinks bought him a fishing line but now that he's caught a minnow, he's yelling"seduced"! Hmmn I got in my screw and now I wants to bolt! Tut tut Robbie. This ain't a hobby. Man up! Man up!
