"What if", is iffy
Some on hearing it
Get quite stiffy
Others ignore it
and pass it in a jiffy
Still others are annoyed
And get off Lippy
A few grab their hair
And get all rippy
Some somersault
And go all flippy
I tell ya
n I'm not being iffy
If yu come across "what if", again
Close your eyes
Zippy
Shout "I've closed ya out"
Yippee!
"You're out in the cold now
Hope ya freeze to death"
P.S: Yu know yu are talking to words now? Go see a shrink! You've just gone
DIPPY!!!!!