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  To all anointed wannabe losers, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, OR ELSE!!!!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  once again the beloved and loving governing body are demonstrating their utmost disdain for the rank and file members of the jehovah church.

  let us review this interesting trend, starting with some facts!

  yay, facts!!!

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  Hairtrigger

  You ain't seen nothin yet! Wait till the numbers reach 144,000. Then we'll see how you apostates spitball our prophesies. They'll start comin' true then; with the power of the holy spirited collective will of our complete numbers!!
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  How does "spirit directed" not equal "possessed"?

  by Simon in

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  2. beliefs

  religious people in general and the jws in particular often make claims of being "spirit directed".. normally it's thrown out as a rather glib claim of being inspired by god / jehovah and to justify any decisions they make via an appeal to authority.. but think about it for a moment - suppose it were true ... how would it actually work?

  when they talk about elders appointments and decisions being "spirit directed" what exactly does the mechanism consist of?

  does some unseen force make hem raise their hand when they otherwise wouldn't?

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  It craws up their legs and enters through a secret vent carried between the cheeks and up ..up their spiral staircase to the fountainhead of revelation where it manifests itself in an enunciation of futuristic, cataclasmic abomination. This is followed by a renunciation of their annunciation in the glow of new light amplification. The resulting pronounciation is a confused cultivation of bogus pontification which causes much trepidation in the congregation leaving all in a state of consternation.This fantastic repudation of their former conviction via divine inspiration is an obfuscation of their primary intention of indoctrination with premeditation towards more monetary gratification.

  Of course this only occurs at dead of night while wearing pyjamas. The spirit direction cannot enter constrictive lower bodywear- hence the avertion to"Spanx and Tight pants".
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  Jehovah's Witnesses Are Believers But Know Not What They Teach

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  they simply belong to a religion.

  they cannot explain why they follow all the dictates of the organization.

  they live in blind faith.

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  Hairtrigger

  Wrath Of Jehu:

  Was this "dear elder' by any chance related to Johnathan Swift or, better still, Aesop?
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  "The Tower of sand"

  by Doug Mason in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  my study on the pillars that create and support the existence of the governing body: "144,000", little flock, great crowd, and other sheep.. http://www.jwstudies.com/the_tower_of_sand.pdf.

  doug.

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  Hairtrigger

  Great piece of work DM. And a powerful tool now, for all of us.

  Thanks!!
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  Education, education, education....

  by snare&racket in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  an update on my life post education..... as the governing body continue to denounce higher education, reality continues to prove their words ignorant, ill informed and blatant lies.

  i am proud and astonished to say i have just been accepted for a university teaching hospital post.

  i have a seriously sought after, senior house officer job in intensive care, endocrinology and clinical pharmacology.

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  Congrats and all thats nice!!
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  New Marriage Arrangement Rumor?

  by Thoughtless in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so, i haven't lurked here in a long while however, i have been checking up more frequently and i saw that there is a rumor going around about getting barred from marriage if the brother not appointed by the time he is 23. is that true?

  if it is, i am so screwed haha.

  proud fader present within college.

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  Hairtrigger

  So now that the GB controls all the pussy in their kingdom, what's next? How many times you are allowed to feed pussy?

  MS if yu feel all right yu skip the morning but once at night.

  Service overseer, you have a beer and twice at night with good cheer

  Watchtower reader, you are a feeder. so twice both times between a breather

  Chairman sir ,com'on! Duh! as many times as you can toggle her

  Elders all, have a ball! With little children in the hall

  CO Damn! Wham! Bam! Don't forget the after" Thank you maam".

  GB !Whine! All- pussy's in a bind. Like to be fed - from behind

  They scream ,rave and rant. "Spanx. I'm a bitch! Uppity-up my tight pant!!"
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  "Gentile Times"

  by zeb in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i am reading again the work.."the gentile times reconsidered" by carl olof jonsson.

  it is very heavy going but he uses world sources as used by wt to totally refute the 607 thing.

  he sent his studies on this to bethel ny and waited on jehovah.

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  Hairtrigger

  OTWO

  Thanks for the link. I just downloaded my copy.
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  God was the cause of the evil

  by opusdei1972 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  bart ehrman noticed, in his book "god's problem", the fact that god was responsible for job's pain.

  to show it, bart quoted the following verse:.

  and they showed him sympathy and comforted him for all the evil that the lord had brought upon him.

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  James 1:13 When under trial let no one say he's being tried by God, for with evil things God does not try anyone nor he himself will be tried.

  I'm quoting from memory so it might not be verbatim from the NWT. BUT...

  How does that compare with ...the calamity that Jehovah had allowed to come upon him. OR ...for all the evil that the LORD had brought upon him.

  You allow the Evil one to try an innocent man with boils ,diseases, death to his family, impoverish him ; and then say you aren't hobnobbing with Evil.or allow anyone to be tried by Evil?

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  
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  Newest Caleb & Sophia video is a commercial

  by cappytan in

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  2. beliefs

  caleb states, "now i can speak to chinese people.

  " ummm, there are many chinese people that speak english, caleb.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p2tgjvxdb4.

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  Caleb states, "Now I can speak to Chinese people."

  Why do't Caleb and his tribe try preaching in mainland China then? I bet they get their asses Tinamen Squared!!
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  Constructive hobbies

  by zeb in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hm have a hobby?

  im not asking what.. hm have taken up a constructive hobby since leaving?.

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  Hairtrigger

  Gambling, gardening, shooting( gun and pistol , (non living targets only-maybe a fish for the table sometimes) poultry and other birds, dogs and farm animals ,deep sea fishing( , hiking and mountain climbing, reading non fiction and poetry , writing, baking-cooking sometimes, drinking rye whisky, movies, tv-buff, long drives into nature reserves, eating exotic foods ......browsing through the write ups on the forum!!!