Posts by Hairtrigger

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If the Governing Body Told You They Love You All Very Much, What Would Your Reply Be?

by steve2 in

jw
friends

in a letter in the 2013 yearbook of jehovah's witnesses, the governing body sign off with the words, "we love you all very much".

these words were later echoed by one of the governing body in an address to french jehovah's witnesses in july this year.

these words sound so marvellously compelling and heartfelt - goosebump inducing, even.. imagine the governing body wrote these words to you or expressed them to you in person- yes to you reading these very words.

Hairtrigger

5. Whose correspondence course did you take? Annanias'?

6. How many children did you use that line on pedophile?

7. Can you stop being disengenuous for once? Since 1874?

8. How far up your ass did you have to travel to pull that one out? Same proctological depth as the one you pulled 1914 from?

9. Pinnocchio had his growing on his face. Yours is sticking out your ass!!

10. Uriah heard the same s*** from another annointed. Got his wlife f*****!!

11. This sounds like "new light"! Now decide which generation you mean it for!!

12. You've piled too many animals on this ark.There's no room for bullshit.

13. I'm stone cold sober. At least Moses DUI'd on manna'd-hops when travelling to hear that from a piece of vegetation.

14. You've really worked hard on that line. All you need is some sincerity.

15. We can get all eight of you married, now that it's coming out well rehearsed. All we need is 8 annointed,70 year old sisters.

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If the Governing Body Told You They Love You All Very Much, What Would Your Reply Be?

by steve2 in

jw
friends

in a letter in the 2013 yearbook of jehovah's witnesses, the governing body sign off with the words, "we love you all very much".

these words were later echoed by one of the governing body in an address to french jehovah's witnesses in july this year.

these words sound so marvellously compelling and heartfelt - goosebump inducing, even.. imagine the governing body wrote these words to you or expressed them to you in person- yes to you reading these very words.

Hairtrigger

1. That one's kinda worn out. Think up a better con-line!!

2. At the rate you've handed it out, it been outta style since 1914.!!

3. Why don't you try soprano? You might hit the right note then!!!

4. Did someone just break wind?

5. You don't sound half as genuine as my farts!!

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How do you measure a Jehovahs Witness?

by Londo111 in

im just thinking outloud and, of course, you are welcome to think aloud with me.. (1) there are the metrics used in the yearbook totals.

the average publisher count measures only those who reported time.

likely, most of those who attend the memorial are those inactive or somehow associated in some way, shape, or form.. (2) there is meeting attendance.

Hairtrigger

By the time it takes one to get out of my sight!!

How about this one. By the elasticity of of his false smile, when I hob his ass out my front porch!!

Heres another. How fast he overtakes the other, whose ass I hobbed first!!

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The Reason Why JWs Won't Leave The Cult Is Because They Won't Think!

by minimus in

jw
friends

they simply refuse to think, to reason, to ponder.

they are lazy!.

even if they might feel that something isn't right, they won't research an issue or a question.

Hairtrigger

OUTLAW: Brilliant Cartooning as usual!! Love all your humorous takes on the WTS and GB!

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Today's public talk: shameless indoctrination

by OneEyedJoe in

today's talk was really somethin'.

so much so that i felt compelled to post this during the wt study.... i didn't pay attention to the theme, but where i to title the talk it would be "logical fallacy, scripture out of context, and phobia indoctrination: a case study in cult indoctrination.".

that's certainly a more honest title than whatever they gave, i'm sure.. it starts out by saying that sometimes people are skeptical about things they're told, and feel compelled to look for evidence of the claims.

Hairtrigger

OneEyedJoe

When I used the word "you" in my last sentence it wasn't personal. What I was trying to stress is what else are the JW speakers capable of except parroted GB s***.

Apologies if it sounded otherwise.

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Today's public talk: shameless indoctrination

by OneEyedJoe in

today's talk was really somethin'.

so much so that i felt compelled to post this during the wt study.... i didn't pay attention to the theme, but where i to title the talk it would be "logical fallacy, scripture out of context, and phobia indoctrination: a case study in cult indoctrination.".

that's certainly a more honest title than whatever they gave, i'm sure.. it starts out by saying that sometimes people are skeptical about things they're told, and feel compelled to look for evidence of the claims.

Hairtrigger

Correction "Has there ever been..."

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Today's public talk: shameless indoctrination

by OneEyedJoe in

today's talk was really somethin'.

so much so that i felt compelled to post this during the wt study.... i didn't pay attention to the theme, but where i to title the talk it would be "logical fallacy, scripture out of context, and phobia indoctrination: a case study in cult indoctrination.".

that's certainly a more honest title than whatever they gave, i'm sure.. it starts out by saying that sometimes people are skeptical about things they're told, and feel compelled to look for evidence of the claims.

Hairtrigger

If it walks likes a parrot, gawks like a parrot and squawks like a parrot, it is a parrot!

Have there ever been a single speaker giving an original talk, based on independent research and original thinking? I haven't heard one in my entire life..

So thats it in a nutshell. If you gonna go into a coal mine you're gonna get black. If you gonna go to a KH, you're are gonna get a kingdom full of parroted s*** .

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Poll--How Many Believe In God, Do Not Believe or Are Not Sure Of His Existence?

by minimus in

jw
friends

i believe in god but i'm not sure of anything....what about you?.

Hairtrigger

So far science has identified four super clusters of galaxies comprising about 4% of the universe. While we haven't even begun to scratch the tip of the iceberg in info. and knowledge, concerning our solar system. Haven't we wasted thousands of years playing -what is essentially_ guessing games concerning dieties,entities and superman? And gotten what? Lets stick to the realities of the physical world where science is breaking ground everyday. Making our lives better. Ekeing out answers to what was considered unanswerable a few centuries ago, or even a few decades for that matter. In fact, science is the only"god" that has answered , is answering and will answer human questions. Shouldn't humans consider science god ? By extention Worship science?? I put my money on a god called science- math, physics, chemistry etc. Infallible, omnipotent, caring for man at every turn. Curing him, ensuring a long and healthy life, making hin rich, intellectually , physically and emotionally. All the things humans pray for. Well - why the heck not?

Did that answer the Q.

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"We Love You All Very Much"

by Apognophos in

i'm not sure if this has been discussed before.

you guys might recall that when the 2013 yearbook came out, the letter from the governing body ended a bit unusually:.

we love you all very much.

Hairtrigger

The GB ,in this instance - inadvertently- is speaking the truth. They love all congregational members" very much". For swallowing their BS , and paying for their luxurious lifestile. While doing all the dirty work!!!

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If you don't believe in God, Jesus, and everything in the Bible, you are willfully ignorant.

by defender of truth in

ablebodiedman posted~ 10 mins ago (8/16/2014).

post 741 of 741. .

"i absolutely 100% believe in god, jesus christ and everything recorded in the bible.. the reason why is because of the overwhelming amount of evidence.. there is so much evidence that it has taken me years to examine what has cemented my own convictions.".

Hairtrigger

Bingo Terry!!