Breaux Gary, no less that debonair dude
with a ring ‘n his pinkie has started a feud
some scratch their heads and others do frown
the fucks the matter with this new GB clown
why wear a pinkie some ask in despair
others “he’s a faggot” do loudly declare
while he speaks inspired from a podium supreme
waving that pinkie like a fairy -drag queen!
Smug and so sure of the crap that he spouts
punctuating his utterance with pinkie poke clouts
so elegant and sonorous his voice does ensure
the dubs in a trance by the ring wave rapture
But I tell you men a sacred secret untold
steel your ears as this hidden gospel unfolds
when every morning after his coffee he’s drank
and his constipation has eased to a “ jehorva we thank”
He races to the loo and sits down in glee
Won’t specify what he does with that pinkie!
That is his rod n the ring is the hook
he snares out the stubborn and scrapes out the nook
And then like he piston he works frantically
a minute or two later - its Wet Ecstacy!
That pinkie and ring is no betwixt or between
for Gary,ole’boy, is a do-it-yr-selfer gay queen!