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Said the spider to the fly.....
BEWARE
THE JW.ORG SPIDER
LEST YOU GET YOUR FLY CAUGHT IN THEIR FL OINTMENT!
Hairtrigger
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New Mascot - Translator Robot
by Slave4_38y inthis is the latest offering from the caleb/sophia duo - lesson 16, preach in a foreign language.
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Memorial Date this year, why so far out ?
by Phizzy inwe have debated for many a long year on jwn about the "proper" date for the passover/memorial and my conclusion is that jw's get it all wrong for a number of reasons, but as the gospels are contradictory, nobody can say for sure.. most years they are close to the time by a day or so, signalled by the full moon occurring about then.. i believe this year they have chosen saturday april 11th.. this is a full week, near enough, away from the full moon.. what has gone on with their calculation ?.
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Hairtrigger
Maybe they want the annointed numbers to go up significantly hence two memorials- within a week of each other!! ha ha !!
Heres bettin the numbers reach past 16000!!
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CoCo, anyone heard from him lately?
by Hortensia inhas anyone heard from/about coco lately?
i wonder how he is doing, hope he is recovering well from his heart attack.
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CC
Am truly sorry about your health problems . Wishing you a speedy recovery. Look forward to you getting back on your feet again.
Best wishes.
HT
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To all anointed wannabe losers, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, OR ELSE!!!!!
by DATA-DOG inonce again the beloved and loving governing body are demonstrating their utmost disdain for the rank and file members of the jehovah church.
let us review this interesting trend, starting with some facts!
yay, facts!!!
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You ain't seen nothin yet! Wait till the numbers reach 144,000. Then we'll see how you apostates spitball our prophesies. They'll start comin' true then; with the power of the holy spirited collective will of our complete numbers!! -
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How does "spirit directed" not equal "possessed"?
by Simon inreligious people in general and the jws in particular often make claims of being "spirit directed".. normally it's thrown out as a rather glib claim of being inspired by god / jehovah and to justify any decisions they make via an appeal to authority.. but think about it for a moment - suppose it were true ... how would it actually work?
when they talk about elders appointments and decisions being "spirit directed" what exactly does the mechanism consist of?
does some unseen force make hem raise their hand when they otherwise wouldn't?
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It craws up their legs and enters through a secret vent carried between the cheeks and up ..up their spiral staircase to the fountainhead of revelation where it manifests itself in an enunciation of futuristic, cataclasmic abomination. This is followed by a renunciation of their annunciation in the glow of new light amplification. The resulting pronounciation is a confused cultivation of bogus pontification which causes much trepidation in the congregation leaving all in a state of consternation.This fantastic repudation of their former conviction via divine inspiration is an obfuscation of their primary intention of indoctrination with premeditation towards more monetary gratification.
Of course this only occurs at dead of night while wearing pyjamas. The spirit direction cannot enter constrictive lower bodywear- hence the avertion to"Spanx and Tight pants".
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Jehovah's Witnesses Are Believers But Know Not What They Teach
by minimus inthey simply belong to a religion.
they cannot explain why they follow all the dictates of the organization.
they live in blind faith.
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Wrath Of Jehu:
Was this "dear elder' by any chance related to Johnathan Swift or, better still, Aesop?
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"The Tower of sand"
by Doug Mason inmy study on the pillars that create and support the existence of the governing body: "144,000", little flock, great crowd, and other sheep.. http://www.jwstudies.com/the_tower_of_sand.pdf.
doug.
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Hairtrigger
Great piece of work DM. And a powerful tool now, for all of us.
Thanks!!
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Education, education, education....
by snare&racket inan update on my life post education..... as the governing body continue to denounce higher education, reality continues to prove their words ignorant, ill informed and blatant lies.
i am proud and astonished to say i have just been accepted for a university teaching hospital post.
i have a seriously sought after, senior house officer job in intensive care, endocrinology and clinical pharmacology.
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New Marriage Arrangement Rumor?
by Thoughtless inso, i haven't lurked here in a long while however, i have been checking up more frequently and i saw that there is a rumor going around about getting barred from marriage if the brother not appointed by the time he is 23. is that true?
if it is, i am so screwed haha.
proud fader present within college.
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Hairtrigger
So now that the GB controls all the pussy in their kingdom, what's next? How many times you are allowed to feed pussy?
MS if yu feel all right yu skip the morning but once at night.
Service overseer, you have a beer and twice at night with good cheer
Watchtower reader, you are a feeder. so twice both times between a breather
Chairman sir ,com'on! Duh! as many times as you can toggle her
Elders all, have a ball! With little children in the hall
CO Damn! Wham! Bam! Don't forget the after" Thank you maam".
GB !Whine! All- pussy's in a bind. Like to be fed - from behind
They scream ,rave and rant. "Spanx. I'm a bitch! Uppity-up my tight pant!!"
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"Gentile Times"
by zeb ini am reading again the work.."the gentile times reconsidered" by carl olof jonsson.
it is very heavy going but he uses world sources as used by wt to totally refute the 607 thing.
he sent his studies on this to bethel ny and waited on jehovah.
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OTWO
Thanks for the link. I just downloaded my copy.