Circumlocutory, prevaricating,mealymouthed,equivocating,dissimulative S.O.Bs of a bastard religion !
Now that I've got that off my capricious chest here's a thought. Every religion was made by males. All of them are wrong. Females had nothing to do with them.
Maybe if the gentler gender put their maiden heads together we might hit on one that isn't so homosexu....!! Heck I got that wrong too...Damn I need another drink!!!
Curse their "vacillatory", mendacious indoctrination ! Duplicitious G.B. pups from Perfidious whores!!
I'm done for! They've made me hopelessly ambivalent now!! Where's that damn drink!!!