Amusement apart, if you had adopted the WT writing knack, you might have convinced every JW of your satrical sincerity.
Hairtrigger
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PART TWO of AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE BY A PRACTICING JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
by Sparks inwhile you are sitting there reading this, there are literally hundreds of thousands of young males and females all over the world [ mostly in america / canada and england] sitting in their grotty little smelly bedrooms or flats, designing computer viruses that they will up-load onto web-sites to cause anonymous innocent peoples computers to malfunction.
these creeps spend literally weeks,months or even years hoping to make a computer viruses that will get into peoples computer bios to completely destroy their computers.
they never see the peoples anger, frustration and distress.... the damage can cost each person about 1,000 [ $1,660.74 ] or more to replace a basic new laptop or tower.
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An important message from a PRACTICING Jehovah's witness
by Sparks inhi, i am also a practicing jehovah's witness and very proud of it,to say the very-very least..!
i am a middle-aged man with many decades of being a witness of jehovah god in england.. this important letter is personally to you, just as many of the bible's 88 letters are to be taken personal by you the reader.
i am writing to you to urge you to take stock of your life, think what your future holds for you.
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Hairtrigger
Looks like yu love kicking up hornets' nests.
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Is The Governing Body Afraid To Slam Muslims???
by minimus inthey boldly spoke against the catholics.
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i'd love to see them rail against the muslims..
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Hairtrigger
OEJ over 55 million gods-Hindu religion!!
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If the Governing Body Told You They Love You All Very Much, What Would Your Reply Be?
by steve2 inin a letter in the 2013 yearbook of jehovah's witnesses, the governing body sign off with the words, "we love you all very much".
these words were later echoed by one of the governing body in an address to french jehovah's witnesses in july this year.
these words sound so marvellously compelling and heartfelt - goosebump inducing, even.. imagine the governing body wrote these words to you or expressed them to you in person- yes to you reading these very words.
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5. Whose correspondence course did you take? Annanias'?
6. How many children did you use that line on pedophile?
7. Can you stop being disengenuous for once? Since 1874?
8. How far up your ass did you have to travel to pull that one out? Same proctological depth as the one you pulled 1914 from?
9. Pinnocchio had his growing on his face. Yours is sticking out your ass!!
10. Uriah heard the same s*** from another annointed. Got his wlife f*****!!
11. This sounds like "new light"! Now decide which generation you mean it for!!
12. You've piled too many animals on this ark.There's no room for bullshit.
13. I'm stone cold sober. At least Moses DUI'd on manna'd-hops when travelling to hear that from a piece of vegetation.
14. You've really worked hard on that line. All you need is some sincerity.
15. We can get all eight of you married, now that it's coming out well rehearsed. All we need is 8 annointed,70 year old sisters.
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If the Governing Body Told You They Love You All Very Much, What Would Your Reply Be?
by steve2 inin a letter in the 2013 yearbook of jehovah's witnesses, the governing body sign off with the words, "we love you all very much".
these words were later echoed by one of the governing body in an address to french jehovah's witnesses in july this year.
these words sound so marvellously compelling and heartfelt - goosebump inducing, even.. imagine the governing body wrote these words to you or expressed them to you in person- yes to you reading these very words.
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Hairtrigger
1. That one's kinda worn out. Think up a better con-line!!
2. At the rate you've handed it out, it been outta style since 1914.!!
3. Why don't you try soprano? You might hit the right note then!!!
4. Did someone just break wind?
5. You don't sound half as genuine as my farts!!
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How do you measure a Jehovahs Witness?
by Londo111 inim just thinking outloud and, of course, you are welcome to think aloud with me.. (1) there are the metrics used in the yearbook totals.
the average publisher count measures only those who reported time.
likely, most of those who attend the memorial are those inactive or somehow associated in some way, shape, or form.. (2) there is meeting attendance.
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Hairtrigger
By the time it takes one to get out of my sight!!
How about this one. By the elasticity of of his false smile, when I hob his ass out my front porch!!
Heres another. How fast he overtakes the other, whose ass I hobbed first!!
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The Reason Why JWs Won't Leave The Cult Is Because They Won't Think!
by minimus inthey simply refuse to think, to reason, to ponder.
they are lazy!.
even if they might feel that something isn't right, they won't research an issue or a question.
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Hairtrigger
OUTLAW: Brilliant Cartooning as usual!! Love all your humorous takes on the WTS and GB!
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Today's public talk: shameless indoctrination
by OneEyedJoe intoday's talk was really somethin'.
so much so that i felt compelled to post this during the wt study.... i didn't pay attention to the theme, but where i to title the talk it would be "logical fallacy, scripture out of context, and phobia indoctrination: a case study in cult indoctrination.".
that's certainly a more honest title than whatever they gave, i'm sure.. it starts out by saying that sometimes people are skeptical about things they're told, and feel compelled to look for evidence of the claims.
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Hairtrigger
OneEyedJoe
When I used the word "you" in my last sentence it wasn't personal. What I was trying to stress is what else are the JW speakers capable of except parroted GB s***.
Apologies if it sounded otherwise.
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Today's public talk: shameless indoctrination
by OneEyedJoe intoday's talk was really somethin'.
so much so that i felt compelled to post this during the wt study.... i didn't pay attention to the theme, but where i to title the talk it would be "logical fallacy, scripture out of context, and phobia indoctrination: a case study in cult indoctrination.".
that's certainly a more honest title than whatever they gave, i'm sure.. it starts out by saying that sometimes people are skeptical about things they're told, and feel compelled to look for evidence of the claims.
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Hairtrigger
Correction "Has there ever been..."
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Today's public talk: shameless indoctrination
by OneEyedJoe intoday's talk was really somethin'.
so much so that i felt compelled to post this during the wt study.... i didn't pay attention to the theme, but where i to title the talk it would be "logical fallacy, scripture out of context, and phobia indoctrination: a case study in cult indoctrination.".
that's certainly a more honest title than whatever they gave, i'm sure.. it starts out by saying that sometimes people are skeptical about things they're told, and feel compelled to look for evidence of the claims.
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Hairtrigger
If it walks likes a parrot, gawks like a parrot and squawks like a parrot, it is a parrot!
Have there ever been a single speaker giving an original talk, based on independent research and original thinking? I haven't heard one in my entire life..
So thats it in a nutshell. If you gonna go into a coal mine you're gonna get black. If you gonna go to a KH, you're are gonna get a kingdom full of parroted s*** .