|An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost|
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is
this , Father?"
The father never having seen an elevator responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy
and his father were watching in amazement, a fat old lady in wheel chair
moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the
lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and
his father watched small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then began
to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened and a gorgeous
24-year old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son...
"Go get your mother."
Post something to make me laugh
This is one of my favorites.
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the
bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared.
Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man
finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done
anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
knock knock knock hellooooooo hellooooooooo Is anybody laughing? Please feel free to add to this thread.
I know you all have something funny to tell. HL
Something to make you laugh.....
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
"SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!
DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE
GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?? UPON SEEING HIM,
I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH
THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL . "YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-BITCH
ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"