Post something to make me laugh

by JH 65 Replies latest jw friends

  • Soledad
    Soledad

    Here's a riddle

    Japanese riddle

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 'LUCKY FISHERMAN'?

    HIS WIFE HAD 'WORMS'!

  • ithinkisee
    ithinkisee

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  • Frannie Banannie
  • Robdar
    Robdar

    You all are cracking my ass up!

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost
    Suicide watch for Red Sox fans on Monday.....

  • JH
    JH

    Japanese riddle

    That one made me laugh Soledad

    I like it dirty

  • under74
  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Soledad, that wasnt funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    how the heck did my zebra but get into this conversation?

  • Ellie
    Ellie

    An old man walks into HSBC Bank and shouts to the Woman at the counter:
    "I want to open a f**king Current account".
    The astonished woman replies "I beg your pardon sir. I must have misunderstood you; what did you say?"
    Listen up, you f**k. I said I want to open a f**king current account now!!".
    I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank".
    The cashier leaves the counter and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.
    The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language.
    They both return to the window and the manager asks the old man,
    "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
    "There is no f**king problem" the man says. "I just won 6 million quid on the f**king lottery and I just want to open a f**king current account, you bastard. I s that okay?"
    "I see," says the manager, "and is this fat ugly bitch giving you a hard time?

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