Post something to make me laugh

by JH 65 Replies latest jw friends

  • Ellie
  • Soledad
  • upside/down
  • upside/down
  • ButtLight
    The one yappin' all the time is the female

    Um I think you have that backwards! The bitching one, and crybaby is the male!

  • FlyingHighNow

    The female is the silent one and the male is the one blaming all his problems on her.

  • JW83

    tsfm, I can't believe that essay got 61! Pretty good analysis, I thought!

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    My wife and I were watching 'WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" while we were in

    I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have sex?"

    She answered, "No."

    I asked "Is that your final answer?"

    She replied, "Yes."

    Then I said "I'd like to phone a friend."

    That's the last thing I remember.

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly
    grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing;
    his eyes are rolled back in his head.

    The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the
    operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says. "Just take it easy and follow
    my instructions. First, let's make sure he is dead."

    There is silence.............. and then a gunshot is heard.

    The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?" HL

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