WT speaks out on phone sex!! LOL!

by rebel8 48 Replies latest jw friends

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    I was reading the "mobile phone" thread and then found the article below on the official WT web site. I'm surprised they don't tell people to empty the garbage and polish their shoes when they get horny rather than engage in phone sex. Why the WT feels the need to comment on these topics is really beyond me, but it's good for a laugh.

    http://www.watchtower.org/library/g/2004/2/22b/article_01.htm

  • googlemagoogle
    googlemagoogle

    This is crucial to having a healthy, balanced view of sex.

    listen to that: a healthy, balanced view of sex. again: a healthy, balanced view of sex.

    did you read that? a healthy, balanced view of sex...

    a healthy, balanced view of sex!!!!!

    a JW and a healthy, balanced view of sex!!!

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    the one on the pc looks like a complete devious little bastard......

  • Marvin Shilmer
    Marvin Shilmer

    The real question is: What is in the boy's left hand, as he is watching his screen?

    Bet those Bethel artists had fun getting that little optical mystery into the Watchtower rag!

    Marvin Shilmer

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Do you notice the emphasis here? While the Bible lay on the table - it is the Watchtower literature that they promote here. Wouldn't a Christian organization picture the kid reading the Bible?

    Funny how for 40 years this kind of thing escaped my notice.

    Jeff

  • Gretchen956
    Gretchen956
    The Fantasy Factory puts it this way

    Remember, there is a "brother" who has to research this stuff, read the book/magazine/website. Of course he's just doing research for an article!

    Sherry

  • jeeprube
    jeeprube

    I love the "learn how to cope with and control your sexual emotions", like sexual desire is some kind of illness.

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    Young people ask Whats so wrong with phone sex?

    Well DUH! Your mum kicks your ass when she has to pay the £450 phone bill, the cum gets between the buttons and makes them stick, and you cant decide whether to hold your nob or the phone with your dominant hand.

    Its FRAUGHT with problems!

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    LMAO!!!!!! - dont hold anything back Katie- you just tell it how it is!!!!

  • GetBusyLiving
    GetBusyLiving

    Holy Jebus, the kid looks so guilty you'd think he was surfing Nazi Lolita porn or something. These bethel assholes are trying to spawn a generation of freaks, man.

    GBL

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