Your job, what is it, what do people think you do? (page 2)

undercover

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day. Mounties : He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea. Mounties : He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea. Chorus : I'm ( He's ) a lumberjack, and I'm ( he's ) okay.
I ( He ) sleep( s ) all night and I ( he ) work( s ) all day.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars. Mounties : He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?! Chorus : I'm ( He's ) a lumberjack, and I'm ( he's ) okay.
I ( He ) sleep( s ) all night and I ( he ) work( s ) all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama ( or Papa in later versions ) Mounties : He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?! Chorus : I'm ( He's ) a lumberjack, and I'm ( he's ) okay.
I ( He ) sleep( s ) all night and I ( he ) work( s ) all day.

Yes, I'm ( He's ) a lumberjack, and I'm ( he's ) ok-a-y.
I ( He ) sleep( s ) all night and I ( he ) work( s ) all day.

ButtLight

I scrub toilets!

But soon will be remodeling houses, big difference in the two hey?

Mastodon

I'm an Art DIrector at a Hispanic-trageted Ad Agency in San Antonio... My family has no idea what my job entails.

Big Dog

I'm a lawyer.

People think I'm a construction worker, truck driver, or bouncer.

GetBusyLiving

I'm a custom's specialist dude. And I could get a lot more done if it werent for JWD. I like to flick elastic bands and play practical jokes on my cohorts.

GBL

coffee_black

I'm an Architectural Representative for one of the largest window companies in the US. I call on architects in Boston (and surrounding areas, conducting "Lunch & Learn" seminars on windows...on everything from green building to commercial installation systems. I write the specs for some projects.

I also do freelance artwork..my.work appears in a 2005 calendar, and just completed work for the 2006 edition.

Coffee

tetrapod.sapien

GBL,

And I could get a lot more done if it werent for JWD. I like to flick elastic bands and play practical jokes on my cohorts.

LOL. the "normies". he he

i agree, if it wasn't for JWD, i might be a manager by now. not that i would *ever* want to be a manager. yucks.

jgnat

I work for the government in Records Management. My family thinks I am a flibbertygibbet who is a glorified file clerk. I never go in to details of my work with strangers at a party. All I get is a glassy stare.

DanTheMan

It's really hard to explain what I do exactly, it varies a lot. My official title is "Data Quality Analyst". I work with "computers" haha. I do a bunch of shit with my company's Oracle software, I don't have formal training so a lot of it is by the seat of my pants.

misspeaches

I work in IT Support. It can be anything from a password reset to creating accounts, server resets etc etc.

My clients think that I am the one who causes all their problems. At least I think so from some of their hostility...!

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