Why aren't there any pictures of Jesus in the Kingdom Hall?
we had some painting of jebus in my old hall...they were the ones out of the Great Teacher book though...
luv, jojo
Questions You Could NEVER Ask Your Elders
by minimus 67 Replies latest jw friends
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kittyeatzjdubs
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damselfly
Please tell me that I don't have to explain pearl necklace to certain, more innocent, board members.
Damselfly
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upside/down
Has there been a recent sale on pearls?
Dang!... I always miss the good sales...
u/d (of the likes to give pearls class)
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unbeliever
What business do you have interfering in other peoples lives you window washer?
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loosie
Richie said
Why can't we just agreee to disagree?
They'd love that one Richie.
Wanna swap wives?
I don't know Kwin. I've heard stories
" Can you point out the child molestors to me?"
That's great Damselfly I might use that one when I move.
Wanna play swords in the urinal?
Kwin, before you head off to the urinal for fun and games you might want to ask Damselfly's question first. (see above) -
loosie
How about asking an Elder: "hey do you want to go to the Salvation Aarmy and see who can buy the most possessed previously owned item?"
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stevenyc
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you happy to reprove me?
steve
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Blueblades
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? How do you know? Was you there charlie? Oh I know ! I know ! I know ! The Bible tells me so ! Hey who's the perp in the back? Joe Pesi ?
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Vivamus
Why can't girls serve in other areas than the kitchen or fieldservice ... cuz we don't have a penis?
(True question asked)
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Dan-O
"cuz we don't have a penis?"
With what girls have? You can get all the penises you want. ;-)