Simese Jehovahs Witness Turns Apostate

by gumby 43 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • gumby
    gumby

    There would ALWAYS be a threesome no matter what you did Doodle. The poor dub could be in the wet spot since he might secretely like it.

    Gumby

  • EvilForce
    EvilForce

    Well since there is always a threesome.....there is obviously homosexuality at play along with incest. And a threesome is outside of the arrangement of marriage so therefore would be uncleaness and porneia. So the JW bro would be DF'd...end of story.

    This way the elders don't have to deal with it anymore either.

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    The twins would be out witnessing and while crossing the road they'd get hit by a car and the apostate head would live but the angels were having a coffee at Starbucks and they failed to save the JW head and he dies.

    The moral is: The Witness twin shoulda quit while he was a head!

    Pope

  • EvilForce
    EvilForce

    Ba damp bamp

    That jokes really stinks....

    LOL

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