What Silly Things Do JWs Woo & Ahhh Over?

by minimus 64 Replies latest jw friends

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    8, 10 or 12 year old kids in the dunk line at a convention.......................... OOOOOOOOh, Ahhhhhhhhhh

    ~Hill (tasting vomit class)

  • minimus
    minimus

    I like this "JW smirk" thing.

  • stevenyc
    stevenyc

    Seeing Hank Williams from The Shadows at Twickenham Assemblies.

    steve

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    When kids got to carry the mic for the first time ever.

    And don't you forget about the infamous first talk or public talk...

    And why do they make such a big deal at High School graduation parties?

  • minimus
    minimus

    The ultimate praise comes upon the young intelligent Witness that stops going to school and pioneers at 16. He or she is on every circuit assembly part because of giving up college and a fine job for pioneering.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Those ridiculous resolutions at the conventions from time to time.

    As Hovers witnesses will stand firm in this the time of the . bla blah blah Christendom's hordes blablahabla bla, preaching the good news bla blab bla bla bla blab blah. Satanic hordes bla bla blah our king Hover and his son Jesus, bhalaha aha blah. This worlds nations blah blah blah blah Babylon the great whore blahbahahbhahbh bahabla bhal blah

    All in favor, AYE!!!!

    Wow, whata scathing denunciation. This indictment will go far in proclaiming gods fast approching day of vengence. the end must be close.

  • luna2
    luna2

    Aaah, speaking of conventions, how about how much everybody looked forward to the dramas. Oooooo! At least they were more interesting than the majority of the talks.

  • ljwtiamb
    ljwtiamb

    At one of the last CA that I attended, the CO talked about how satan is focused on ensnaring jws on the web.

    Then he asked: Why do you think it's called the world-wide WEB or the inter- NET?

    Anyways, it was such an ephiphany for this group, that you could see everyone's head shaking and hear them going "Ahhh!"

  • Generic Man
    Generic Man

    When a governing body member comes to give a talk at the convention. The room is so silent and every body is so focused on what this guy is saying that you can hear a pin drop. Then this old guy gives another dull, familiar talk and every body is in awe afterwards.

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    Donuts at break

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