What Silly Things Do JWs Woo & Ahhh Over?

by minimus 64 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Witnesses are a special breed. Did you ever see how excited they get when they are driving to a convention and spot a fellow JW? They get SO excited! Anything that you've seen Witnesses get too excited over??

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Nothing gets a JW off like news of disasters and mass death.

  • POs Son
    POs Son

    Printing presses, mediocre cafeteria food, hotel room style dormatories, communal restrooms, tax-avoiding real estate, the view of "Caesar's Statue of Liberty" from Brooklyn. More printing presses. OOOooooo AAAhhhhh. The smell of ink.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    A KM announcement that a special announcement will be read in a few weeks....

  • POs Son
    POs Son

    Re-hashed information in a new soft cover book, met with much fanfare and voluntary donating to the World Wide Work of printing more books to raise money for the World Wide Work

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    Seeing a Convention badge on a brother trying to eat in a McDonalds restaurant....

    Seeing a Live Forever book in a 2nd hand shop

    Seeing someone reading a foreign language watchtower magazine

    Good idea for a thread.....

  • jt stumbler
    jt stumbler

    When a member of the GB came for inspection.

  • PaulJ
    PaulJ

    Something being released in another format... "and now brother and sisters.... we can get the Kingdom Ministry each month on special edition DVD!!!!"

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Driving to a convention and seeing another car with a Watchtower taped in the window.

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    Many years ago

    An elder told me that we are so close to the end, because we just had a dinner with the visiting CO

    and he told us how tired he was getting, ... and other CO's were tired too. This must be a sign.

    I was thinking, but never said, ... well yea, look at their age...........duh.....

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