What Silly Things Do JWs Woo & Ahhh Over?

by minimus 64 Replies latest jw friends

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    Any news presenter or politician that happens to mention "peace" and "security" in the same sentence - sends them into a right tizzy.

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    Being out shopping and spotting a blood card in another persons wallet in the line

  • ljwtiamb
    ljwtiamb

    Anytime a comedian makes a JW joke on TV.

    OR

    Whenever there's a shot of New York in a movie, they go nuts if the WT sign is seen.

  • Samuel Thorsen
    Samuel Thorsen

    Very excited if the number of memorial parttakers is decreasing one year.

  • luna2
    luna2

    A special talk or presentation given by a Bethelite on a Saturday night. WhooHoo!

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo

    luna2 - you reminded me - the ''slide show'' at the Kingdom Hall (usually by a returning Missionary)

  • Angharad
    Angharad
    luna2 - you reminded me - the ''slide show'' at the Kingdom Hall (usually by a returning Missionary)

    LOL there was once a slide show in our hall and one of the pictures was just blue sky with a very fine line in the corner - the person doing told us this was the aerial that was attached to the building used by the missionaries for something or other - I kid you NOT Ooohhhh Ahhhhh an aerieal - praise Jah !!!

  • ljwtiamb
    ljwtiamb

    NEtime that the news reports that someone got sick from a blood transfusion.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Any "evidence" that "we're living deep in the time of the end" such as a storm, an earthquake, more Witnesses leaving, an outbreak of Ebola, the Governing Body concentrating on the spiritual matters.

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    You guys have forgotten so quickly. There's nothing that gets more oooh's and ahhh's than a good disfellowshipping. Reproofs OK, but a lynchin' gets everyone feeling all righteous and chatty.

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