by minimus 64 Replies latest jw friends
A circuit overseer visit. Hearing bullshit about how they have some advantage over worldlings (ex.reading the Awake magazine gives you the equivilent of a university education). Unverifiable tall tales used to promote thier wacky way of life. Disfellowshipings, disassociations and reprovings.
GBL
How about a bible study answers up for the first time? especially if the answers really really long-winded......
when one is on his way to work and sees other JWs street witnessing at 7AM
driving northbound on the FDR, taking a quick peek over to the right catching a glimpse of watchtower HQ
For the JW's behind closed doors at Assemblies:
Counting all those Cash Donations. Whooohoooh! Ahhhhh, feels good!
Rod P.
I was at a restaurant with 'worldly' relatives.
During the normal course of conversation the words 'kindgom hall' were mentioned.
A jw comes over to the table with one of those wt grins asking which congo we went to.
My family thought that was so strange & i was somewhat embarassed because he did it in such a way to make jws look like fanatical idiots.
Their eys flicker WHENEVER they see a man in a suit with a briefcase!!!!!!!
A carload of JW's out in the country doing field service.
They're driving down the dirt road, and suddenly they run into another carload of JW's out in the country doing field service.
They all jump out of their cars and greet one another. You should see the excitement!
Rod P.
Soledad:
Good cartoon! A picture says a thousand words. Namely that you shouldn't read the bible without them. You musn't interpret it on your own. You need them.
LHG
counting the baptismal candidates as they file out of the auditorium....'' We had 10 more this year than last year!!! My how our numbers are expanding!! ''
oy
luv, kitty
They ooh and ahh like a 6 year old retarded kid relating the latest persecution of some "brother" and "sister" in some African country that the latest Afake and Watchtower contain.
