sneaks to brookes house..drops off a baby sitter, drags her to a male strip joint and we can critique the peckers and drink all night! HOWS THAT for cheering up? whooooo hooooooooooooo
This post is for Whyamihere ( lets cheer her up ) : )
by kls 36 Replies latest social humour
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Sunspot
OY, I gotta follow under74's pen joke!
Hi Brooke, just wanna send a few hugs............((((Brooke))))) and flowers
Annie
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Sunspot
Boy you guys post fast!!!!
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candidlynuts
speak up brooke..
flowers and hugs ? monkeys and rats? naked men and booze?
i'm getting old..the flowers and hugs sound pretty darn good lmao
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whyamihere
Thanks to you all!
Wow I have a Zoo of friends on here.
Animals and Gay Men NICE!
Thanks everyone you really did cheer me up. Speaking of strip clubs Dustin took me to one and I made 7 dollars in 20 minutes. What did I do you say? All I did was sit there.
Love you Guys (((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))))))
Brooke
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devinsmom
Why did the duck cross the road?
because he was stapled to the chicken.
Sorry its the best I could do on short notice
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El Kabong
A city slicker moves to the country and decides
he's going to take up farming. He heads to the
local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby
chickens." The co-op man complies.
A week later the man returns and says, "Give
me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.
Again, a week later the man returns. This time
he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens."
"Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really
be doing well!"
"Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either
planting them too deep or too far apart!" -
Whiskeyjack
How Canadian is this?
Two Canadian bowlng teams are on tour in London, England. One from Nova Scotia and one from Newfoundland. Both teams decide to go on a double-decker bus tour of the city.
The Nova Scotians take the lower deck and all the Newfie's take the top deck. The Nova Scotians get blind drunk, partying like it's 1999 until one team member suddenly realizes he can't hear a sound from the top deck. He goes up to investigate and finds all the Newfie's pale with fear, with white knuckles clutching their seats muttering Hail Mary's.
The Nova Scotian asks the nearest one, "What's wrong? We're having a great time!" To which the Newfie replied, "yeah, well at least you guys have a driver!"
W. (maybe this is an "in" joke)
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Golden Girl
I get it!...
Thanks for the laugh!
I am reading these posts and laughing my butt off!
I sure hope it helps WhyamIhere...
Snoozy..
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PaulJ
What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile Robin"
Wow, my sense of humour is weird......