by loosie 43 Replies latest jw experiences
Let's hear the weirdest comment or suppossed logical thought you've ever heard a witness say.
I'll start: Out in service once a sis and her son were in the same car group as I was. He was having a nose bleed and told his mom that the blood was running down the back of his throat. His mother said " well don't swallow it yo uknow how Jehovah feels about blood don't you!"
What is he supposed to do throw up and have a nose bleed at the same time?
ok nobody has posted to this thread. did I commit some kind of Faux pas?
Did she like to eat her steak rare? Did she prepare her meat kosher?
I once asked my mom if that was blood that was in the meat. No, she said, it's just the juices. Little did I know. I must've innocently consumed gallons worth of blood in my years as a faithful dubbie.
I heard one sis say that the devil had busted her washer to stop her getting out in service that morning.
No, she said, it's just the juices.
You mean it isn't. That's whay my mom said too.
devil had busted her washer to stop her getting out in service that morning
lol Maytag is the Devils right hand man
When I was a faithful dub, my mother, (who never was one) and I were arguing about Christmas. I told her that Jesus never celebrated Christmas. She said "Of course not! He was a jew"
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I told her that Jesus never celebrated Christmas. She said "Of course not! He was a jew"
that's a good one...lol
My mom always told me it was just juices too and she ate her steaks rare as hell.
Oh I almost forgot. I wanted to be in a drama at the asembly. My mother told me you can't be in a drama because your father is not an Elder.
