You know your an Apostate when

by pleaseer2001 46 Replies latest social humour

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    Your friends on this board, largely d/f'd or d/a'd, are a damn site more on your wavelength than the folk down at the Hall

  • goldensky
    goldensky

    ... when you toast for the first time in your life and the clinking sound of the glasses brings a vivid image of long-held chains falling off from you, and you smile inside, fully aware no one present at that crucial moment has the slightest idea of what that trivial gesture has meant to you...

  • Jadeen
    Jadeen

    You get rid of all your flowered print dresses, replacing them with a cute black party dress, a slinky fire engine red dress, and skirts that all sit above the knee!

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    .....When you see a news report about a disaster and you feel real empathy for the victims, and don't see it as a "sign".

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67

    Your kid texts you, "Mom, would you be offended if I started wearing a cross?"

    And you text back, "Absolutely not."

    And you really mean it.

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    Your first reading of the REVELATION: IT'S GRAND CLIMAX AT HAND publication that mentions how the prophecy of the seven trumpets were fulfilled by the talk from Judge Rutherford at the Ceder Point, OH convention in 1922 ... and you roll your eyes in disgust.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    When you are told by your jw relatives, indirectly through other relatives, that you are considered among the Walking Dead.

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