Even stranger than drunken Noah - why did angels want sex with women?

by eyeslice 49 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface

    Oh well I guess, Angels more fell to be Men as they had more power in human being's wold (angel and man WOW )

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    Because women are HOT!! Even other women will admit this- be honest. Tongue Out 2

    Who says Angels need hormones to want women? It's perverted, in the sense it wasn't intended at that time, but where does this false assumption come from? Who says that men (and women) would never exist in the spirit realm at some point in the future? We don't know what "God's" plan was... we never got that far. Maybe these angels were just jumping the gun as it were.

    Were any of the materialized angels gay? That would be interesting to know?

    u/d


  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg

    THEM ANGELS WEREN'T ANGELS OR GODS.

    THEY WERE ALIENS. ZECHARIA SITCHEN WROTE A WHOLE SERIES OF BOOKS ABOUT THIS.

    YOU GUYS NEED TO DO MORE READING.

    Outoftheorg

  • Valis
  • proplog2
    proplog2

    Angels and Spirits were pre-scientific words describing aliens who were visitng the earth. Do aliens have "balls". Probably... everything that evolves to a level of sexual reproduction has organs that produce sex hormones. So these creatures with an advanced technology were using the earth just like the Japanese use Thailand.

    ...fade with Star Trek Music in back ground.

  • truth_about_the_truth
    truth_about_the_truth
    There is no way I would find a female chimp attractive, no matter how good looking she was in her world!.

    Oh I'm sure there are ppl that do! Normal? No. Does it happen? Yes.

    Could an angel get horny when looking at humans humping each other for a 1000 or so yrs? Probably the same way some ppl get horny watching national geographic all day. Somebody get these ppl some porn!

    Maybe there were angels that found female chimps attractive too.

  • Pole
    Pole
    Maybe there were angels that found female chimps attractive too.



    Now, I hope the WTS gets this new light too and they will have one of their artists paint some the offspring of those pervert angelos. They must have produced some gigantic scary freakin' chimpfilims. Imagine one of those ba***ards pushing his earthly half-brothers around and robbing them of bananas! No wonder Jehovar put an end to all flesh.

    Pole

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    Do aliens have "balls". Probably...

  • truth_about_the_truth
    truth_about_the_truth

    hahaha! Chimp-filims.

    How bout Nephilanzees?

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface

    Oh ............. because men have written the bible ??? (they just can't forget that they are men)

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