Best "quote" by your spouse. (page 4)

Valis

or lucky coins for that matter.

Gill

"Kids!!! Get away from that wasp! It'll bite you with its bottom!!!!!'

BAD mental pictures or what?

GentlyFeral

My husband tends to drop cryptic, intellectually provocative remarks at random.

Current personal best:

"I don't know when I started remembering things."

Gently Feral

simplesally

Not a good one................

"I promise I will never hit you again."

BrendaCloutier

roundabouts

Here in Portland, and there are some in Seattle too.... Traffic Circles. Problem is, most don't have a clue as to how to use 'em properly. Same with 4-way stops. No-one seems to have a clue.

onacruse

Valis, you clod-hopper--

the correct spelling is "existent"

Geez

xenawarrior

Simon has a flare for the exaggeration

ya think? And I don't care how ya spell it-it's still a valid point!

4x4 drivers ... 90% of them need a good whack round the head with a heavy piece of 2x2

I'll put myself in that 10% but *thwack* you for another 60%- you are getting better but your percentages need to be more realistic! Valis- LMAO @ your picture !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Englishman

To be fair, Angharad is a very good driver and has never had an accident. I always feel safe when she is driving..

Too right, buddy!

I seem to recall a certain someone who needed his wife to reverse their car of a B &B car park last year because he didn't feel up to the job!

Englishman.

Simon

I seem to recall a certain someone who needed his wife to reverse their car of a B &B car park last year because he didn't feel up to the job!

Yeah, that southern beer always makes me feel a bit woosy.

That is without doubt the worse I've ever felt in my life! (from drinking)

czarofmischief

When my wife and I play video games together, she can really cuss me out. Being that I am naturally better at everything than her she often resorts to mere vituperation.

One day when she was... erm.. I was LETTING her win... she had the bad manners to turn and shriek (in a room full of friends, mind you) "Take it like a bitch!"

And then when I was winning, she shrieked, "You suck d*** for bus fare then walk home!"

How can you NOT be in love with somebody like that?

CZAR

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