by Simon 51 Replies latest social humour
"Why did YOU get ME pregnant?"
Reminds me of the true story (allegedly - though could be JW urban legend) of a pioneer sister who said - when she got pregnant "Look what Satan has done to me" and the CO was there at the time and replied very quickly "That is not a nice way to talk about your husband sister" . The filed service group burst out laughing but the CO did not.
one day, perhaps when they again start printing books in the UK, certain people will learn how to use a dictionary
uh? Do you have PMT or something?
Mr Scully used to work in a construction-related business. He had some new trainees that he was orienting to procedures. One of the rules for construction sites is that a person must be wearing safety boots and a hard-hat before entering the site. What did he tell them?
Make sure you're wearing your boots and have a hard on before you step on the site.
uh? Do you have PMT or something?
No, but I do suffer from CRS.
What does PMT mean?
PMT - Pre Menstrual Tension (it means nearly on the rag)
onacruse:
No, but I do suffer from CRS.
I'm guessing that stands for Craig-Related Syndrome, eh??
They found this pic of Craig with the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
No, but I do suffer from CRS.I'm guessing that stands for Craig-Related Syndrome, eh??
Can't Remember $hit. That is the precursor to Oldtimers (alzheimer's)
Being a biker (a motorcycle rider, not your average hell's angel) - I hate people with bad lane discipline. At least on a bike you can speed up at the flick of a wrist if someone veres into your lane. Except I also can drive medium size trucks. LOL. Poor chap in the metallic green brand new 4x4 thought he was having my lane and I just stayed where I was. The boss just laughed when I showed him the new go faster stripe down the side of the lorry. I have no sympathy for people who can't drive and protect themselves in several tonnes of off road vehicle.
4x4 drivers ... 90% of them need a good whack round the head with a heavy piece of 2x2
