Ahh you guys got me.

by Doe 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • seeitallclearlynow
    seeitallclearlynow

    Doe, I don't like to feel tricked either so I can empathize if that's how you feel. But the site name isn't meant as a "lure" - anyone will see in just a very short time after arriving that not many of us here are active and believing Witnesses anymore. But having been such is our common bond, so the name fits and helps people to find the site.

    Doe would refer to a female, am I right? Anyway, sorry for the shock to your system. Personally though, I kind of like a nice jolt once in awhile. Take care now.

  • confusedjw
    confusedjw
    Personally though, I kind of like a nice jolt once in awhile.

  • Valis
    Valis
    Yeah! and can you throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

    you meant Texans correct?

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • seeitallclearlynow
    seeitallclearlynow

    Lol @confused and Valis

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Really Doe', we might seem a little harsh at first, but you kinda' opened up a floodgate for ridicule, for anyone who spends the minimal ammount of time here will quickly come to the conclusion that this is a site primarilly comprised of those who are no longer witnesses.

    There are, however, some truly great people here; what specifically you are looking for is a little beyond me, as it's been told by those in the Kingdom Hall, from the platform that witnesses have no business socializing on the internet. If you are here out of sincerity, I for my part appologize. If you are not and your attempt was to get a ruse out of us, you reached your objective.

    Either way, I hope you look around, might just learn something here with the proper attitude. If you need to go back to the Hall, may Jehovah be with you, but if you hang in here long enough, you might come away from here with a different perspective, one that is positive that you would've never expected.

    Peace be with you.

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    well... far be it from me to step in when theres bad vibes..(i'm a big chicken you know).. but i gotta say.. doe has a lot of passion ,strong beliefs,and a big mouth,.which is the exact type of person who will not tolerate it when he personally suffers the damage and hypocrisy of the wtbs someday. . the louder they are the harder they fall but eventually all our illusions of the "truth" are shown to be just that.. illusions.

  • AuntieJane
    AuntieJane

    Hi Doe, Stick around!

    You'll learn more here than you ever did in KH. I guarantee that.

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    Those are mighty big balls you got there

    I think they have ointment that will take down the swelling.

    See a doc and tell him you've been practicing unsafe cyber-intellectual intercourse with strangers. Tell the elders too... they need to know.

    eeeeewh! your disgusting- now go wash your hands.

  • dh
    dh
    Ya I have BALLS

    but they are only little.

    ..

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    well I'm upper upper class high society
    gods gift to ball room notoriety
    and I always fill my ball room
    the event is never small
    the social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all
    I've got big balls
    I've got big balls
    they're such big balls
    and they're dirty big balls
    and he's got big balls
    and she's got big balls
    but we've got the biggest balls of them all

    and my balls are always bouncing
    and my ball room always full
    and everybody comes and comes again
    if your name is on the guest list
    no one can take you higher
    everybody says I've got
    great balls of fire
    I've got big balls
    I've got big balls
    and they're such big balls
    dirty big balls
    and he's got big balls
    and she's got big balls
    but we've got the biggest balls of them all

    some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
    but when they're held for pleasure
    they're the balls that I like best
    my balls are always bouncing
    to the left and to the right
    it's my belief that my big balls should be held every night
    we've got big balls
    we've got big balls
    we've got big balls
    dirty big big balls
    he's got big balls
    she's got big balls
    but we've got the biggest balls of all

    (we've got big balls)
    (we've got big balls) and I'm just itching to tell you about them
    (we've got big balls) oh we had such wonderful fun
    (we've got big balls) seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
    but we've got the biggest balls of all
    bollocks, knackers

    OK A'ight I Couldn't Resist, So Sue Me!!!

    Prophecor From: " The Biggest Balls In The Hall Society "

    You Guys Are Bahhhhhhhhhdddddddd Associations

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