If You Could Rename Jehovah's Witnesses What Would You Call 'em?

Incense_and_Peppermints

I chose "The Society of Smoke and Mirrors" or "The Fuzzy Logicians". but the best one is " The Blindfaithians ".
minimus

The Shitstains.
Mulan

the Borg
Abaddon

I'm with Mulan on this.
The Borg is a perfect description, combining brevity, accuracy, and humour.
upside/down

Beelzebubuians? Wait is that an insult to Beelzebub?
He might actually do something about His name being smeered so... lol
u/d
upside/down

I thought it was spelled bOrg? semantics...
I like it... I like it a lot!
u/d
Gill

Jehovah's Servants Wannabees......NOT!
Gill

The Big Moosians
Gill

The Mugs
BONEZZ

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