Were You A Pain In The Ass To The Elders??

by minimus 48 Replies latest jw friends

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    Can you give lessons?

    NYP, Iiiiiiii cant give you anythiniiiiing but my luuuuurvem but my luurv

    If I had money I'd go out
    Buy you furs treat you like a queen
    And in a chauffeured limousine we'd look so fine
    We'd look so fine
    But I'm an ordinary guy
    And my pockets are empty
    Just an ordinary guy
    But I'm yours 'till I die
    I can't give you anything but my love but my love
    I can't give you anything but my love but my love

  • notperfectyet
    notperfectyet

    ahhhhh Brummie,

    I don't need to stinkin' money, but I will take all the luuuuuuvern you can hand out.

    Just make sure your paws are clean after the kitty box pleeze.

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    Now they've come up with this silly program at the congregation, called 'The Pioneers Help Out', where the pioneers are supposed to help out all the 'spiritually weak' improve in their meeting attendance and their service hours.

    It's supposed to be done voluntarily, meaning that if I'm 'spiritually weak' I'd write my name in this notebook to request the help of a pioneer.

    Well, they really have encouraged me to enter this program, and for the life of them they don't know what else to do to get me to sign up. I JUST DON'T WANT THE HELP, DARN IT!!! WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GET THE POINT???!!!

    DY

  • minimus
    minimus

    That program is the BIGGEST flop I've personally seen in the organization.

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O

    I was the kid they warned the rest of the congregation about.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Bad ass.

  • minimus
    minimus

    ....as in associations.

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O
    the BIGGEST flop I've personally seen in the organization.

    Have you tried Cialis?

  • justhuman
    justhuman

    No I used to get rid of them

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