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What RULES Do Jehovah's Witnesses Enforce Upon Their Members???
by minimus 46 Replies latest jw friends
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iiz2cool
JWs are required to submit field service reports? to the elders every month. Apparently, they think Jehovah needs their help tabulating the statistics. What would he do without them?
Walter -
eyeslice
Never question anything!
Eyeslice
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candidlynuts
i always hated that rule about not standing on the air conditioner vent and letting it blow your skirt up.
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iiz2cool
"i always hated that rule about not standing on the air conditioner vent and letting it blow your skirt up."
yeah, me too.
Walter -
Sassy
lol.. you crack me up Candidly..
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candidlynuts
rated R movies... i was a good jw..didnt see a rated R movie till i was 30
silly rule.. but boy did they love catching someone at it.. i think satan invented vcr's just for jw's so they could watch real movies.
in my opinion.. the paradise book was more violent than any movie i've ever seen.
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candidlynuts
( as a kid.. i'd never ever seen air conditioning that blew outta the floor.. got in trouble many times standing over the vent lmao.. i had the coolest ass in kentucky)
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kaykay_mp
oh, please. it sounds like a recruitment tactic to me.
or rather one of the sales tactics I used while working for a satellite company.
laters
kaykay_mp
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doodle-v
Don't Masterbate, because it pleases Satan and de deeeemunz love to watch
Go to garage sales with extreme caution, because de deeemnuz like hiding in smelly old sofas.
-Doodle-V