: What are the flaws of this forum?
You mean besides ME?
Farkel
What are the flaws of this forum?
by Vita Nuova 46 Replies latest jw friends
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frankiespeakin
I think if this place ever got to be, that every poster had to be well versed or scripted in their post,, then this place would loose it's forward momentum.
It is like conversation, if we only spoke about thing we knew inside and out and only when we were sure we were right,, it would be hell on earth,,conversation would express not feelings, but only cold hard facts. If that makes someone happy to be so scripted,,I would refrain from being in their company after a short and boring while.
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seven006
Kids, don't ya just love'em? The more intelligent they try to come off, the more entertaining they are.
New Kid, good job. Your ability to see where you screwed up and apologize for it is very impressive. That will go far on this board. Just ask the guy with the drain plug ring on his nipple.
Dave
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jst2laws
New Kid, good job. Your ability to see where you screwed up and apologize for it is very impressive. That will go far on this board. Just ask the guy with the drain plug ring on his nipple.
Hehe,
Sarcastic Dave is back.
Jst2laws
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seven006
Steve,
I have NEVER been sarcastic, just misunderstood. It's not my fault, I was raised in a cult.
When you going to be in Oregon?
Dave
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seven006
Damn, didn't mean to momentarily divert the thread topic. Please continue on talking about the board's problems. I'm with Doug on this one, Farkel's the problem. Well, that and posters who cuss.
Please continue.
Dave
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hillbilly
Question:
How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer:
Hey! lets ride bikes!
Hillbilly (cant stay on topic class)
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Nadsam
How many hillbilly's does it take to change a lightbulb.......
Whats a light bulb
hehehe..for making fun of a child illness!
Nadsam
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ball.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: One. One woman to hold the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around her.
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amber2
I was just sent these and feel the sudden urge to share...
> > One for the girls (at last)
> > >
> > > Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain
> > > on the ground?
> > > A. Shoot him again.
> > >
> > > Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
> > > A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the
> > > noose.
> > >
> > > Q. Why do little boys whine?
> > > A. Because they're practicing to be men.
> > >
> > > Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> > > A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve
> > > around him.
> > > OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about
> > > the screwing part.
> > >
> > > Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
> > > A. Trustworthy.
> > >
> > > Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
> > > calling your name?
> > > A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
> > >
> > > Q. Why does it take 100,000,00 0 sperm to fertilize one egg?
> > > A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
> > >
> > > Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
> > > A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
> > >
> > > Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
> > > A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
> > >
> > > Q: What is the difference between men and women?
> > > A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
> > > A: A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
> > > Q: How does a man keep his youth?
> > > A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
> > > Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
> > > A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
> > > Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day!! And
> > > send this to five bright
> > > men who have the sense of humor to find this funny!
> > >
> > > P.S. AT LEAST FINDING 5 BRIGHT WOMEN MIGHT BE POSSIBLE