Make up your own Young People Ask titles

by doodle-v 92 Replies latest jw friends

  • Ciara
    Ciara

    YPA: Why do householders get to decide for themselves if they want to be involved with the JW's but we don' t get any choice in the matter?

    YPA: Will I die at armageddon if my skirt actually shows my kneecap?

    YPA: Why do I have to do presentations on the service meeting every week, just because my dad is an elder.

    YPA: Will I die at armageddon because I had impure thoughts while brother hottie had to read from the song of solomon during the TM School?

  • findingme
    findingme

    YPA: Why does Brother Elder get the credit for his public talk when his wife is the one who wrote it?

    YPA: Why is it okay to accept Christmas bonuses from our employer?

    YPA: I am sexually frustrated; should I ask an elder what to do about it?

    YPA: Why are the District Conventions so boring?

    YPA: What can I do to become self-righteous?

    YPA: Why is it okay for Brother Riches to work his way up the ladder in his profession, but I can't go to college?

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    Young people ask:

    Douche or Vinegar wash?

  • blacksheep
    blacksheep

    Young People Ask: If one masturbates in the dark when no-one's around, did it really happen?

  • Stefanie
    Stefanie
    Douche or Vinegar wash

    Dude...

  • galaxy7
    galaxy7

    YOUNG PEOPLE ASK:

    hOW MANY BOOKS ARE TO MANY BOOKS?

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    Young People Ask:

    Will I die at Armageddon for keeping a trashy romance novel in my bookbag during field service?

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32
    ... keeping a trashy romance novel in my bookbag ...

    Glad I wasn't the only one!

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32
    Oh. My mind sure went in another direction...

    Let me guess... you were thinking of something along the lines of a milk mustache...

  • proandcon
    proandcon

    Is all religion really a "snare and a racket"?

    Why is the CO an unapproachable a**hole? Is he trying to be a DO?

    Is dragging a 5 year old in a suit out in field service in 90 degree heat a form of child abuse?

    If growth in membership is a sign of Jah's blessing...why are many other religions growing much faster?

    Does Jehovah really give a sh*t?

    Can I get df'd for pissing in my pants in brother elder's new 4 door car?

    Does Jehovah know if I "fake the knock"?

    What's the technical requirements to become a window washer?

    Is leading a double life wrong only if I get caught?

    Why can't I get married at 17? Am I past the "bloom of youth, yet?"

    Is wanting to scr*w sister Hooters a sin against the holy spirit?

    How come my the ministry school parts always suck? Am I an idiot?

    Does satan have a sense of humor?

    How many tons of depression medication are taken by JW's in the US each year? How can I get some?

    Why do my school friends think I'm a brainwashed moron?

    Who needs college?

    When will the "truth" make me one of the "happiest people on earth?" If not, can I get my money back?

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