O.k I really wish you would pick up. It's been long enough, we are past the written word. I don't understand this. You make me look through this book that everyone says is inspired, everything is a he said, she said thing. Now I have to leave a message on your machine. How do I know this is even your machine. Come on God, we've evolved. Oh you probably don't like that term. Anyway we have. You should at least have a web site. Many of us do. Send us some photos. Even fake ones. Something... We need a sign!!!!
P.S. I'm having this huge party tomorrow, and all I have is these twelve giant barrels of water. Any chance you could help out. I'll take that as a sign.