Thank you for calling God, please leave a message at the beep or press 5 to leave a fax. <BEEP>
What would you say to Gods' answering machine?
by Sirius Dogma 34 Replies latest jw friends
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Steve Lowry
Need directions . . .
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Valis
Since you never called me back I have no choice but to take you off speed dial...click..
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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stillajwexelder
If anyone claims to speak/act in my name and ruin peoples lives - do not bother leaving a message
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unbeliever
Please god put an end to all proselytizing. I find it very annoying.
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reboot
... you're not omnipresent then....?
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Thunder Rider
If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Oh and by the way........I'm vying for your job.
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JH
Can't you get a cellphone and answer my prayers any faster.
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willyloman
Reboot wins, so far.
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joannadandy
Where is the tiger I put an order in for in 86?