What's your favorite JW word or phrase?

by Sara Annie 70 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • shera
    shera

    "wicked system of things"

    "the new system"

    "wordly people"

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I just love:

    JEZEBEL INFLUENCE

    Uh, I think I was THE Jezebel Influence in my congo.

    I also loved: It would be a fine thing to ______. We have a fine program prepared for you.

    Then there was glean. What can we glean from this paragraph?

    Let's just move on and shake the dirt off our feet. Said when rejected at the door. We said that one a lot.

    One I hated was: if the baby breathes the breath of life they will get a ressurrection. Yeah, that one smacks of abortion control.

    Heather

  • fearnotruth22
    fearnotruth22

    Wait on Jehovah

    The arrangement we have at this time

    the truth

    new light

    new truths

    direction from the faithful slave

    spiritual paradise

    pioneer

    spiritualy weak

    field service

    regular

    inactive

    spiritual food

    we want you to work on this

    spiritual progress

    He's missing meetings

    deleted

    stepped down

    needs encouragement

    he left on the mayflower,

    he put in his 30

    g job

    faking out

    spaced out

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    Coughs *#%#%#* clears throat, raises eyebrows slightly and responds with? "The society views"

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    behooves

  • NoBorg
    NoBorg

    The field ministry

    Have a share

    Makes Mention

    Can you do more?

    "Encourage"

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep YOUR eye simple. ( while we travel the globe in first class )

    "Faithful & discreet slave"

    Voluntary contributions

    World Wide Work

    and finally the number one thing I word or phrase I hate,

    Cedar Point Ohio

  • NoBorg
    NoBorg

    One more,

    "They are nicer than some of the Witnesses I know"

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    Hi NoBorg,

    As I was reading everyone's great memories of phrases ... kind of a deja vu moment ... then I saw yours at the end and spit out my beer as I went into hysterics:

    Cedar Point Ohio

    Oh Gawd!!! How that phrase was drilled into us ... then I remembered the other related classic:

    ADVERTIZE, ADVERTIZE, ADVERTIZE !!! The King and his Kingdom!

    Jim Whitney

  • NoBorg
    NoBorg

    Don't I know it, "In 1919, at the Cedar Point Ohio..... blah blaahlfafladf adfaf()(^*^_**%$^&$^$

    Holy nightmares batman!

  • micheal
    micheal

    Actually one the stupidest jw sayings was "spiritual feast" or "spiritual banquet". Also "spiritual person", because the last thing any jw is is spiritual. They just follow a few old men with diapers on who live in Brooklyn.

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