You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!
JW: YeAh I thought it was fine but I rather play it safe then regret later.
It tells you pretty much all you need to know about JWs, if a typical JW worries about regretting sending flowers to a funeral.
People always ask me why it's ok for my jw to eat Christmas cookies, Easter and Halloween candy, I never remember the current light on it. Make a wonderful anti witness all by itself. I don't even have to get snarky about it, just let it hang there to ponder.
Usual response? "sounds kind of cultish doesn't it?"
Orphan Crow, that looks like a Gingerbread man birthday party -- they have all been beheaded!!!