I wanted to post a serious, profound quote in Stillin's thread but my mind went blank and I'm pretty crap with serious quotes anyway, so I put a jokey quote from the Red Dwarf computer Holly:
It's better to have loved and lost than to have listened to an album by Olivia Newton-John.
When a bemused Lister asks why, Holly replies "because anything's better than listening to an album by Olivia Newton-John!"
This got me thinking, what are everyone's favourite comedy quotes?
Here's another one of mine, from The Office:
David Brent - "I will not have her tunnel bandied around this office ... willy nilly!"
Any more favourites?