Loose Conduct

by Hangin_on 42 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • ShirleyW
    ShirleyW
    "They kissed and he touched her nipples but did not have sex with her. They ended the affair"

    That's an affair? Wow those seven old guys in Bklyn or Warwick really messed up these two as far as sex is concerned. They didn't even close the deal

  • Mickey mouse
    Mickey mouse

    "How long did you touch her breasts for?"

    "Was it the nipples or the whole breast?"

    "Did she orgasm?"

    "Was it through clothing or skin on skin?"

    And how does any of this have any bearing on repentance??!

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim

    ''And how does any of this have any bearing on repentance??!''

    It doesn't!!

    Perhaps, maybe they even get ''off'' on it. ewww

  • snugglebunny
    snugglebunny

    Totally bonkers when compared to this:

    "While both homosexuality and bestiality are disgusting perversions, in the case of neither one is the marriage tie broken." Watchtower 1972 Jan 1 p.32.

    So you can't get divorced those things but you can be disfellowshipped for touching a ladies boobies.

  • pale.emperor
    pale.emperor

    The real important questions that the elders will ask are:

    • How big where her tits?
    • Where they firm or did they have some sag?
    • What colour were the nipples? Where they of the pink or brown sort?
    • What size were they?
    • Was the teat like a football stud or of the flatter variety?
    • Where they firm or soft?
    • What technique did you used when you played with them?
    • Did she make any noises?

    As ridiculous as this sounds these are actually the kind of things they can and do ask. Usually when they're interrogating lovingly counseling young single sisters on their own.

  • blownaway
    blownaway

    I think the other couple should play squeeze the tits just to make it fair.

  • Hangin_on
    Hangin_on

    they should all have an orgy

  • steve2
    steve2

    I always thought that loose conduct was like loose change. You should always carry some around in your front pocket because you never know when you might need it.

  • Splash
    Splash

    It also depends on what he touched her nipples with.

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim

    ''As ridiculous as this sounds these are actually the kind of things they can and do ask. Usually when they're interrogating lovingly counseling young single sisters on their own.''

    Just imagine this scenario. A teenager(girl or boy) being asked just questions by some overweight middle-aged men. How intrusive and traumatic to a young adult in those teenage years. As if a teenager doesn't have enough things to deal with besides having to be embarrassed like that. sheesh.

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