Worst song you've ever heard.

by FlyingHighNow 118 Replies latest jw friends

  • tink
    tink
    Do'tin do do do do... AAAAAAHHHHHH

    oh my god this cracked me up SO MUCH!!!!!!

    OK, the ultimate horrible song - Macarena, by...i forget, those two old guys. whyyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?

  • qwerty
    qwerty

    El Kabong................LOL ( I like that one)

  • Tinkerbell4125
    Tinkerbell4125

    JayHawk1 STOOOOOP......oh my gawd, I just had a horrible flashback!

    *hands clintched to head* STOP JAY STOP!!!

    Tip Toe Through The Tulips by: Tiny-Tim was pretty bad.

    I love this thread!

  • City Fan
    City Fan

    Qwerty,

    Must admit I've never heard Candy Man played on the radio before, even Radio 2. That's one to open your car window and krank up the volume to in stationary traffic!

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    I also don't like "The Little Drummer Boy"..............almost time to be hearing that one again.

  • tink
    tink
    I also don't like "The Little Drummer Boy"..............

    awww, i love this song!! especially the bowie rendition

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu
    THE CANDY MAN

    <baaaaaarrrf>
    I forgot about that one. <shudders>

    BTW, I like "Part time lover" by Stevie Wonder. The song I hate of his is "Upset Stomach".
    "I've got an upset stomach from a broken heart". WTF?? Seriously!!

  • qwerty
    qwerty

    City Fan

    Must admit I've never heard Candy Man played on the radio before, even Radio 2. That's one to open your car window and krank up the volume to in stationary traffic!

    LMAO

    Qwerty

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    Was there a country song years ago called "Behind Closed Doors"? I always hated that song..

    I also found (while cute the FIRST time you heard it) that "If You Like Pinia Coladas" (or something like that) too much to bear to listen to over and over... like the radio stations did for a while..

  • SheilaM
    SheilaM

    worst music video of all time (Mr. Spock singing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins")

    For the LOVE OF GOD Big Tex that was HORRIBLE I didn't know whether to gouge my eyes or my eardrums out.
    My FAVORITE Christmas song is The little drummer boy




    (Rupert Holmes)

    I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
    Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
    So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
    And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

    "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
    If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
    If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
    I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

    I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
    But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
    So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
    And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

    "Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
    I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
    At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

    So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
    I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
    It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
    And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

    "That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
    And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
    If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
    You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

    "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
    If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
    If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
    You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

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