Always push a shopping cart before you. When a potential "customer" approaches you say, "Its about time! Now get in!".
I think Syrup is on to something here !
David
I'm sick of being mistaken for a prostitute!
by Aztec 76 Replies latest jw friends
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skiz
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skiz
You could always reply, "I'm not a hooker, but I know of this publishing company that got into bed with the U.N. for a library card!"
Then again Tammy might have an idea that would let you "count the time"
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Aztec
Dan, I can picture hotties chasing after you. I can also picture Paul chasing after them with a bat...LOL!
(((Else, detective, skiz)))
Detective, I share a similar fate. All the scary ones loooove me. This past summer I was taking a walk through a local park, just enjoying nature and I got propositioned twice and had a park worker follow me to see what I was up to. Maybe I should move out of the hood...
Is it sad that this is one of the longest threads I've started?
~Aztec
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Mac
I am sooo tired of being mistaken for Aztecs pimp!!
mac
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blondie
Aztec, when I was in Italy, I waited outside the hotel for my group. In only 5 minutes 3 separate guys drove up and offered me a ride...if you get my drift. I had no makeup on and was dressed in jeans. I guess it is just a different culture.
Blondie
It is amazing what makeup can do for a girl.
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Aztec
Mac, me too.
Blondie, makeup and a hairdresser and a personal trainer......LOL! At least I'm not the only one.
~Aztec
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JH
Do you want a lift Aztec?